Drinks w/ Ron

An ICE employee was among 16 men arrested after trying to solicit a minor for sex in Bloomington, Minnesota, police say

"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."

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Cough

Only finding out about the cloudflare outage thru news sites cuz I don’t use Twitter or chat gpt

Cam Newton being benched for a dress code violation for a series and then Derek Anderson throwing an interception on the first play is my Roman Empire

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16

That’s a crazy last name

Current level of highness:

Doing my level goddamn best to get kicked off of threads. We are testing the goddamn limit of how many times you can call the sitting president a pedophile

Apparently, if you don’t reply with one of the trigger phrases like
“Sorry, wrong number”

It just doesn’t reply.

old hairy ass rotten disheveled carved pumpkin (aka liver king mugshot rotting phase)

chat we posting old rotting carved pumpkins?

old ass hairy rotten disheveled carved pumpkin chat!

Federal Hemp Ban Threatens Local Guy’s Whole Deal

Federal Hemp Ban Threatens Local Guy’s Whole Deal https://theonion.com/federal-hemp-ban-threatens-local-guys-whole-deal/

Woodchipper scene from Tucker & Dale vs Evil.

me waking up to see that Bluesky suspended Patton Oswalt @patton.oswalt.bsky.social for saying that it’s evil to sexually assault children:

Coca-Cola paid $3 billion dollars for this ad

Dana Carvey as Garth with the caption "He does this every Friday" from Waynes World

He does this every Friday.

You know who’s NOT in the Epstein Files?

Pepe Sylvia

“Quietly asking a question you know won’t be answered as the press secretary has already left the mic and is walking away”

Is what passes for the press holding them accountable

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

I’ve been contemplating the logistics of glovebox spaghetti for a decade now — and I’m finally ready to admit I’m in over my head.

We are all Steve 🤣

Man, imagine being Jeffrey Epstein. Your entire life has been devoted to obtaining blackmail material for people in positions of power, and then suddenly one of them becomes President of the United States… but then your old friend depression shows up again…

Jeffrey Epstein in 2018: "i know how dirty donald is."

by Kevin Neccessary

I love that I can be like

“I wonder if that’s Tom Petty or Mike Campbell playing the solo on the left channel in this song”

And I can instantly get an answer

Used the phrase “roiling boil” and someone corrected me and said “it’s rolling boil” and we went back and forth then looked it up and roiling boil is an older term for rolling boil and we both left the conversation dissatisfied and everything feels like that these days

Giants interim Mike Kafka announced that Tim Kelly is New York’s new OC going forward and confirmed that Jameis Winston will start at QB against the Packers.

@thebulwark.com

Gov. #Pritzker:
“The question was about Greg Bovino and CBP possibly leaving Chicago…All I can say is that whether it was the loss in the elections a week ago that's led to Donald #Trump deciding to pull CBP out or the fact that Greg Bovino is a snowflake…

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Trump Solemnly Lays Wreath At Site Where He Would Have Died During Vietnam War If He Weren’t Rich

Trump Solemnly Lays Wreath At Site Where He Would Have Died During Vietnam War If He Weren’t Rich https://theonion.com/trump-solemnly-lays-wreath-at-site-where-he-would-have-1832907992/