more mr. nice guy

it's spelled fecker

deciding where to put my last ten dollars

disney should make cartoons people can actually relate to. none of us are ever gonna be a king. the lion should work at a plumbing supplies wholesaler

it pains me every time i see danny ocean has dragged yet another poor soul into his breezy life of lighthearted crime

they also should've called the current one Window's 11

they're fucking up if they don't call it Windows the 13th

bilbo seeing the ring on frodo's neck and doing the office jim face

eating some Health Items i found on the ground

@juniorayatollah

sure but eventually they'll probably do other stuff too

adds up fast

i love having just one language like our friends, the UK. and i love how we sound so very alike when we speak it

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servers crushed under the sheer weight of our combined ages

low to mid budget japanese sci-fi movies and anime from the late 80s through to the late 90s is without a doubt the second best place to hear the door opening sound effect from Aliens

taking arcane bartending classes at mixatonic university

watched a cursed three stooges movie last week and now they keep trying to come out of my TV at the same time and getting all jammed up in the bezel

title of his final blog

toothpaste with a sports cap

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the majority of the human world, past and present, is inside our vast weird minds. it can't be experienced via Live Updates

it is very sad! and it's frustrating. to think you're understanding the world by obsessively keeping up with events in point form is a rejection of your own humanity and the entire concept of humanity. their quest for knowledge making them not only miserable but IGNORANT

mosfilm has a ton of great soviet cinema on youtube for free!! libraries still exist!!! museums are cheap or even free sometimes! strike a vein that interests you and dig in. it will teach you more about the world and about people than the news ever can

that's actually a clerical error

you can stay informed without letting your life get smothered under stuff you have no control over. human civilization sucks in a lot of ways but it's produced a ton of stuff you can benefit from and enjoy too!! don't throw away your only chance to experience it

you don't see the Front Page all day unless you're trying to. there's more to see than articles. fulfilling, enriching things. watch Bresson films on the Criterion Channel. read Neruda or Pynchon (he's fun!). draw. write. laugh. these days are short, they're numbered and they're YOUR'S. reclaim them

guy who just 'broke up' with his 'Canadian girlfriend' because the lore was getting out of hand immediately making the same mistakes

ok i told him.. he said "tough titty"

i'll tell my uncle to send it up the chain. i've already played the new one btw

hell yea look how bad ass they made cigarettes

oh so they're from the state as well