more mr. nice guy

aw heck i just did what any of us woulda done

frowned, opened my eyes, picked my phone back up

exactly what i was picturing

this was the last thought i had before falling asleep wednesday night

kash patel going crazy on the sybian

i call rap music "crap" music. the C stands for Can't get enough of this stuff. i love it

kash patel going crazy on the sybian

i think you keep em local and use the shipping cost savings to put something appropriate on top of em. maybe a big bank of porta potties like at music festivals

plus they would still just be regular doofuses even if they were clones. they'd just all look alike

burger king BEFORE having it your way

oh i know a guy who works there doing foot fetish torture to droids

in australia they call it Bathroom Jack's

we don't even know how to reticulate splines anymore

guy in a part of the death star that's like a five day walk from any of the stuff in the movie. mostly data entry and accounting here. nobody's really caught up on the news. he's just doing the regular hallway patrol one day and his whole work explodes

i'm sick of us getting dumped on for our marksmanship. they make my job Check Points for FOUR YEARS and i'm supposed to snipe some magical bathrobe guy, who i've never seen a picture of, as he zips by one day? i don't even know what any of this is about. trade i think? plus my shit's all fogged up.

STORM TROOPER SUPERVISOR: great news, we've crushed the rebel alliance
STORM TROOPER: does that mean we'll get to—
STORM TROOPER SUPERVISOR: let me stop you right there. no. nothing about your lives will change

OBI WAN: you don't need to see his identification
STORM TROOPER (getting really hot in the suit): fine. move along.
OBI WAN: and these aren't the droids you're looking for
STORM TROOPER (lunch break was supposed to be an hour ago): i truly do not fucking care man. think for one second about my life

they're rolling out a rebrand

CHATGPT CROW T ROBOT: Only you can know when it's time to end your life.

SAM: i don't think this movie is STARRING anyone
CHATGPT CROW T ROBOT: Sure, I can help you with that. Cave Dwellers, also known as The Blade Master, stars Miles O'Keefe,
SAM (genuine): wow that's a lot of keefe
CHATGPT TOM SERVO (same voice as Crow): Oops, seems you've misunderstood. Actor Miles O'

not at all, no. that's something you've brought to the table

prog comedy

when mr. kooky is on his bull shit

what about if they're at a museum?? or waiting for a ride home from the mall? or if they got to their gate way before their flight takes off so they're looking at people in the airport? seem like your jealous of them

all??

hole in the ground with cars inside

door's wide open

up on my deputy's shoulders, listing back and forth with each swing of the hammer, making good and sure this wanted posted is somewhere that damned Cheyenne Harry ain't gonna mess with it

sorry, THE Void Beneath Omaha University

obvious viral marketing for Void Beneath Omaha University

too expensive, they'll just make him watch the amazon prime lord of the rings show