@sarshallmcott.bsky.social
I am here for a good time and to hate Marshall Scott.
You got it. It's a pretty big hole too so it should be roomy.
19.06.2025 16:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Because you did this I get top bunk the rest of this week.
19.06.2025 14:28 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0For sure
08.06.2025 03:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Those space nerds didn't think it all the way through did they?
07.06.2025 17:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They're playing chess while we're playing pong with our dongs.
07.06.2025 02:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey @marshallscott.bsky.social your silence SPEAKS VOLUMES!!!!
06.06.2025 22:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Man children that were not loved by their parents.
05.06.2025 22:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0MARSHALL SCOTT IS AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN A MENACE.
I told him he was wearing himself thin and told him to go home. MARSHALL then wants to blame ME for the BILL he READ and APPROVED!!!!!!!!!
There is no way I'm getting stuck with it. It has his name ALL OVER IT!!!!!!!!!
I went to space in 1971. It was alright, but they didn't have @tacobell.bsky.social
02.06.2025 01:35 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I gotchu bby
02.06.2025 00:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Brb going to Panera for death lemonade.
02.06.2025 00:25 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I wish I didn't know you.
01.06.2025 06:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What you do this time?
01.06.2025 06:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Finishing up my audition tape for Wild and Crazy Kids.
01.06.2025 06:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm in
17.05.2025 18:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Did your boss get the Edible Arrangements I sent them?
15.05.2025 22:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I will snap a video the next time he does this. Should be in like 2 hours.
15.05.2025 22:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I vote for shovel. I ALWAYS vote for shovel.
15.05.2025 22:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The world doesn't deserve for you to have this level of power.
15.05.2025 22:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The hair dresser said she wouldn't give me frosted tips because my hair is white. She said it wouldn't work. How am I ever going to get in the boy band now?!
16.01.2025 01:47 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0It's very obvious
16.01.2025 01:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It is still under investigation.
15.01.2025 17:19 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's a real problem.
15.01.2025 02:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have it on GOOD authority from many, MANY LEGITIMATE sources that @marshallscott.bsky.social has SIGMA OHIO RIZZ.
15.01.2025 02:03 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0In case you were wondering, I disconnected BlueSky briefly. @marshallscott.bsky.social was about to skeet all over the place and I just couldn't stand for that.
I had to do the hard thing to protect all of you. #begrateful
Marshall is tied up in my basement/crawlspace.
I plead the fifth.
11.01.2025 02:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Marshall has been silent for almost a week now. Hope his couch swallowed him whole like the Sarlacc Pit.
11.01.2025 01:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My peens hertz. I've been jorkin it to Thunder in Paradise all day.
04.01.2025 07:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0More Target cardboard for me then
04.01.2025 05:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know the place for you then. Down route 42 about 4 miles out of town. That's where Dylan's bar is. He's a dildo and pure evil.
03.01.2025 05:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0