Marshall Scott @marshallscott

How dare you

19.11.2025 18:49 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you for bringing this to my attention

19.11.2025 18:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Apologizing to my boss that I haven’t tweeted about him in awhile

15.11.2025 04:51 — 👍 35 🔁 5 💬 6 📌 0

09.11.2025 01:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Your honor, the prosecution has spent all their time taking about me, but more importantly, how are *you*

05.11.2025 05:11 — 👍 68 🔁 14 💬 0 📌 0

Your honor, be honest am I cooked

05.11.2025 04:44 — 👍 40 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

*holding up a 1,042 page document*

Marshall Scott: your honor, I would like to submit this into evidence

The Judge: this is just pictures of your lawyer’s dogs??

05.11.2025 04:31 — 👍 26 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

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05.11.2025 03:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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05.11.2025 03:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do you ever think about how there’s infinite different versions of you that exist in people’s minds cuz everyone perceives you differently and in some people’s minds you don’t exist at all

05.11.2025 03:46 — 👍 47 🔁 9 💬 5 📌 1

Bro I don’t think we saved the daylight bro

03.11.2025 04:18 — 👍 52 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

Did we do it, did we save the daylight

02.11.2025 13:39 — 👍 189 🔁 35 💬 14 📌 5

Sorry I ghosted you on Halloween

02.11.2025 13:38 — 👍 41 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1

Hi lol

30.09.2025 00:39 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I love you

28.09.2025 05:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

it was court ordered

28.09.2025 05:31 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Same tbh

28.09.2025 05:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hell yeah

28.09.2025 05:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No, you

28.09.2025 05:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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28.09.2025 05:29 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shabby dabby do

28.09.2025 04:53 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hell yeah

28.09.2025 04:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

How’s it goin

28.09.2025 04:51 — 👍 33 🔁 1 💬 13 📌 0

Well that escalatored quickly

26.09.2025 23:18 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Calling the police cuz someone turned the escalator into stairs

26.09.2025 22:49 — 👍 85 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 1

Rubbing crushed Tylenol on my gums while easily walking up a broken escalator

24.09.2025 16:23 — 👍 74 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 3

Freebasing Tylenol in the office parking lot

24.09.2025 16:23 — 👍 26 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

I thought he got trapped in an elevator, are you telling me the escalator turned into stairs and he didn’t know what to do 😭

24.09.2025 16:22 — 👍 22 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

So true

04.09.2025 00:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m gonna do it

04.09.2025 00:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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