AEW's Armchair Booker

@bowensofficial.bsky.social I've seen wrestlers get over with a mannequin head and a mop. In a company where everyone wants to look like a bad ass, the people being different and entertaining get over. Billy Batt is the way to go.

Billy Batt enters the ring, and is immediately pinned 1-2-3.

Bowens then gets himself booked into tag team matches with Billy Batt as his partner. The matches consist of Bowens always building for the hot tag, but never reaching Billy in the turnpost cover.

For months, the fans wondering "What's gonna happen when Bowens tags in Billy Batt?" Then it happens.

When Billy Gunn confronts Bowens about it, Bowens ends up using Billy Batt on Billy Gunn. Everything that happened and the loneliness turn Bowens crazy. He starts talking to Billy Batt and treating it like it's a human.

Before @bowensofficial.bsky.social next match, I want to see him give a promo including "I won't be coming out there alone. I have a true friend named Billy to watch my back."

When he comes to the ring, we learn it's not Billy Gunn, but a baseball bat that has "Billy" written under a smiley face.

Its funny trump is against men and women competing together when the only presidential elections he's won were against women.

It's like those people just want someone to fight with!

They should close up shop and head back to twitter because there aren't enough trump supporters here to keep them busy.

You know action movies are fake, right? I prefer to watch my stunts performed live and without wires.

We live in a society where thousands of women objectify themselves with their onlyfans. I personally feel that is worse than a goofy segment with guys simping on TV.

I do feel bad that the segment affected you so much, even though I may not understand the level at which it bothered you.

Random thinking about Christian announcing his gifts for Nick Wayne angrily. 🤣

It was a good segment.

Don Callis is an evil man. He uses hair spray just to destroy the ozone layer.

a man in a tuxedo is applauding in front of a crowd ALT: a man in a tuxedo is applauding in front of a crowd

Ospreay and Takeshita now that is pro goddamn wrestling! #AEWDynamite

Brodie Lee (RIP my dude)

Athena blasts Mercedes with the dropkick!! #AEWDynamite

#ANDNEW #AEW World Trios Champions Samoa Joe, Katsuyori Shibata & Powerhouse Hobbs!

A reminder that #AEWCollision is on tonight so don’t miss out! 🔥

@allelitewrestling.com
@aewontv.bsky.social

#AEA

This needed to be shared here.

I've seen a lot of positive AEW posts over there. I wonder if the people suspended have any anti-trump posts. It wouldn't surprise me.

I was just thinking about this during Josh's match. 🤣

#AEWDynamite kicked fucking ass tonight!

With episodes like this, it's no wonder why Dynamite lasted longer on Turner broadcast than WCW.

🍻 to the next 289 @aewontv.bsky.social!

Wow! I wasn't expecting the Trios Championship to change hands.
It's not often I'm wrong when I predict the outcome of match. Cool surprise!

I love the surprise Hobbs addition!

But I'm worried about Hook. Whenever they announce the Death Riders injured someone, and they don't show a video, I just assume the wrestler was hurt some other way. (Jay White)

Holy Cow! Ospreay vs Takeshita always delivers! #AEWDynamite

@tonykhan.bsky.social I like to suggest adding Bear Bronson to the Gates of Agony. I think he would fit in well. And it'll gives you more flexibility in booking TV trios matches.

While I was watching Josh Alexander, I started armchair booking him to be a mid-card heel. AEW really needs more of those right now to give the TNT Champion something to do.

I was so happy to see him go heel after the match!

Athena vs Mone fucking ruled!

That's what you get when 2 of the world's best female wrestlers get put in the ring together!
#AEWDynamite

#AEW

@mikeyrukus.bsky.social Been a while since someone came out to a rock song made by you. AEW could use some more fun rock songs to sing to. I know you got the skills! So I challenge you to put these lyrics to music and get someone to use it.

Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, don't leave! #AEWRevolution