Bocuma 🇵🇸

Why Wikipedia editors have deleted entries from the “List of unusual deaths”: “hippos are extremely dangerous and very aggressive and there is nothing unusual about hippos killing people” “the man was working on the toilet, making his death inherently less strange than if he had been using it” “no longer an unusual or unique occurrence” regarding impalement by beach umbrella “being hit by multiple motorcycles in a race is not an unusual death” “fatalities involving objects or animals being launched into oncoming traffic are considered commonplace” regarding a Canadian couple’s fatal collision with a “flying bear”

recently discovered that wikipedia volunteers have a hilariously high bar for what constitutes "unusual death"

Monochrome cartoon drawing of an anthropomorphic coyote feeding an IBM punchcard into the tummy of a flustered Protogen. Behind them, an IBM punchcard reads “POLISHES YOUR SNOUTGLASS”

Art direction by @polarrhoid.bsky.social “Someone using an IBM 20 series to type out a salacious roleplay idea out onto a punch card, then he feeds the card to a protogen and watches him squirm and whine ://3”

they should make a linux distro called jewbuntu that locks you out during shabbat

In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning

Klarna Hasselblad is a beautiful name for a girl

Thinking about how human cloning technology could be used to not only revive famous musical acts, but make them even better. Just imagine Crosby, Crosby, Crosby, Crosby, Stills, Stills, Nash, Young & Young

Was fantastic seeing so many awesome folks at AFC 2025!
#FursuitFriday
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Inject it directly into my veins

have you seen the new python package? it's on pypi. you can literally install it with pip. set up a venv. grab it with poetry. you just use rye. run it with pipx. you can install it with uv. install uv right now. go to uv. dive into uv. you can uv it. it's on uv. uv has it for you. uv has it for you

KnabeCube

nothing written on a shell casing will ever be funny again after “if you are reading this ur gay lol”. dude hit the high water mark. gotta get a new bit if you want to meme your stochastic terrorism now

If you mash the audio example buttons on the wikipedia page for the IPA vowel sounds you can create a choir of mildly disgusted men

LMAO

two shots of vodka 🥃🥃

📷: @eatyoursheep.bsky.social

It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them.

I love furries so much

me when my 32mm scale model Meiji Restoration-era Japanese village is out for delivery

The Bandit Heeler sweat storage tank leaked :(

NO WAY LMAO

Canis Doofus

🐶: @caniselastis.bsky.social

$23 for bagel and lox is antisemitic

Starbucks barista liked my fursona 🥺

I live for this shit

What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs

Went to the Kigurumi Kagetsu panel and they didn't even shove me against a wall and make me smell their armpits :(

they're looking at me very judgementally. but I love them regardless

EI SAATANA

This stuff hit different