Samuel Roberts

Dairylea Lunchables Layer.

So close to the end of DK Bananza now. Can I suggest the next one is entirely made up of food layers? Pudding Layer. Sushi Layer. Fried Chicken Layer.

what kind of prison, could hold a man like thaaaaaat

Each game is like entering a park for a fresh kick about with strangers, none of them aware of your previous projectile pant-shitting form on the pitch.

Won two ranked Rematch games in a row, went up a rank, was MVP in both. Only way is down after that. I'll come back in two weeks.

ROM returns: Striking gold in El Dorado Also this issue: a plus-sized portion of patch notes and an utterly unkown PS2 horror game, back online.

It's been hard to get a newsletter out for the past month with a ton of work and life happening but at last a new issue! Are you interested in a translation of a 7-part Dreamcast RPG series from Capcom? What about an online multiplayer survival horror game for the PS2 you've never heard of? Huzzah:

The Big Sammy verdict on superhero summer: Superman ANNIHILATED Fantastic Four in the battle of a three-star movie versus a two-star one.

This is the ultimate test of, 'can a film still land when you know its very famous ending?' And the answer in this case is yes.

Watching a banger for the first time:

(No need to respond with 'And racism!'. I'm familiar with his output)

Read 300 for the first time. Can't believe it took me this long to realise the defining element of Frank Miller's work is 'deranged masculinity'.

I couldn't imagine getting into an online argument with strangers about an advert these days. It's not 2017, after all. And I've still got a lot of Donkey Kong left to play.

Can We Not Be Weird About Sydney Sweeney for 5 Seconds? A jeans-genes pun is not a rich enough text to sustain this level of analysis.

I read about this whole thing with a disconnected feeling of, 'I guess this particular distraction from The Horrors did its job.' www.vulture.com/article/can-...

Playing on PC, which I'm imagining you're not!

It's seeped into my brain. I must play more. The way it boils down FromSoft mechanics and progression systems is legit exciting.

😭🙏🙏🙏

It's good. I like that the designers care less about the rules of their games than weirdo fans.

I, the FromSoftware complainer (except Sekiro), am about to spend my evening playing Elden Ring Nightreign. Why must I hate myself so?

😭😭😭 Saving you both for the day I know I'll never work in this industry again

Not really!

"As a result, I'm downgrading Scotland to an Edge 6."

Deranged week.

That's podcasting, baby (also an episode about Ghostbusters).

Wii U stays winning

Ah well, never mind, eh? There's always next time.

That's basically where I landed with it. It's undeniable.

Was scrolling through my Japan photos for something and found this one of me looking unreasonably excited about a Vincent Valentine statue:

Congrats on succinctly explaining what Lumines is. Tried that myself recently and it almost killed me

Me sitting down to watch KPop Demon Hunters this evening:

Delightful glass of piss you've been served, there.