What do I want in my ideal literary agent?
That they’re into Fornite.
@danqwritesthing.bsky.social
✡️ I’m a fantasy author and cohost of the Don’t Make It Weird Podcast. My first novel Thunderstruck is out now. My mother thought it was ok. I love Jar Jar Binks & I hate Gnomes.
What do I want in my ideal literary agent?
That they’re into Fornite.
Dreams come true yall. Jar Jar Binks wedding band secured.
01.04.2025 23:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Middle GA Lit Fest you were amazing. Shout out to all the amazing authors and people I met at this event.
Fricken 🫶🫶🫶 you Warner Robbins.
What’s up Middle Georgia Lit Fest. Let’s all share in a crisp high five. Maybe talk books. See where the day takes us. Maybe to Jar Jar Binks? But like no pressure.
08.02.2025 16:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Image of a screen capture from Don't Make It Weird's latest episode. Top left, picture of Dina S., top right, picture of Rance D. Denton. Bottom left is the Don't Make It weird logo, bottom middle is a picture of Producer Sean.
Like leave it to Beaver but worse, since we're leaving it to @danqwritesthing.bsky.social.
28.01.2025 14:16 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0And people say Gnomes aren’t dangerous. That IM the crazy one. 😂
30.01.2025 16:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I won’t be taking questions at this time.
20.01.2025 02:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Moment of silence for Tik Tok yall. I have no idea how the kids I coach are going to make it during these trying times.
19.01.2025 04:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My wife brought home a lava lamp today.
If you need me I’ll be staring at this thing for next 3-5 business days.
Oh hey. Ya boi is shaking off the dust and getting back into this whole author thing.
Look where I’ll have a table.
You should come by and hang out. We can high five or something.
Chinese food on Christmas just hits different.
25.12.2024 23:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy Hanukkah, Merry Christmas, and you know what? Happy Birthday to those of you born today as well. I see you guys too.
Love you all.
Psss
Come back stage with us and watch a movie with the Don’t Make It Weird Podcast
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I miss you all
Absolutely! We have a DMIW one. Join it
20.12.2024 17:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ladies, gentlemen, butterfly enthusiasts.
We. Are. So. Back.
Join us.
Sup baby
20.12.2024 00:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Check out this jam and see if it helps
youtu.be/tJQhtbu584A?...
Late again, I see.
20.12.2024 00:01 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0But also hi I miss you!
20.12.2024 00:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0lol I’m trying to be more active period 😂
20.12.2024 00:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sup bae
19.12.2024 23:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0DANQ IS HERE. I REPEAT DANQ.IS.HERE.
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
We will be LIVE for a movie night with fun, laughter, friends, and booze 🥂🍻
18.12.2024 23:42 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0lol too late.
19.12.2024 23:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sup Bluesky? Hi I’m Daniel. I write books, love Jar Jar Binks, and have a cat.
Let’s be friends.
Jar Jar Binks. That’s it. That’s the tweet—Erhm-Sky or whatever it’s called here.
19.09.2023 13:57 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0