What do I want in my ideal literary agent?
That they’re into Fornite.
Dreams come true yall. Jar Jar Binks wedding band secured.
Middle GA Lit Fest you were amazing. Shout out to all the amazing authors and people I met at this event.
Fricken 🫶🫶🫶 you Warner Robbins.
What’s up Middle Georgia Lit Fest. Let’s all share in a crisp high five. Maybe talk books. See where the day takes us. Maybe to Jar Jar Binks? But like no pressure.
Like leave it to Beaver but worse, since we're leaving it to @danqwritesthing.bsky.social.
And people say Gnomes aren’t dangerous. That IM the crazy one. 😂
I won’t be taking questions at this time.
Moment of silence for Tik Tok yall. I have no idea how the kids I coach are going to make it during these trying times.
My wife brought home a lava lamp today.
If you need me I’ll be staring at this thing for next 3-5 business days.
Oh hey. Ya boi is shaking off the dust and getting back into this whole author thing.
Look where I’ll have a table.
You should come by and hang out. We can high five or something.
Chinese food on Christmas just hits different.
Happy Hanukkah, Merry Christmas, and you know what? Happy Birthday to those of you born today as well. I see you guys too.
Love you all.
Psss
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Sup baby
Late again, I see.
But also hi I miss you!
lol I’m trying to be more active period 😂
Sup bae
DANQ IS HERE. I REPEAT DANQ.IS.HERE.
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
We will be LIVE for a movie night with fun, laughter, friends, and booze 🥂🍻
lol too late.
Sup Bluesky? Hi I’m Daniel. I write books, love Jar Jar Binks, and have a cat.
Let’s be friends.
Jar Jar Binks. That’s it. That’s the tweet—Erhm-Sky or whatever it’s called here.