This is the greatest song of all time.

I’d have some faith if I could be convinced that Pep knows what his best team is

Every single week they benefit from a decision which would be incontrovertible proof of the conspiracy against them if it went the other way.

And tbf they were squad players who Pep always gave the nod to in big games. Remember GJ putting in an all-timer at the Bernabeu.

Always used to be a fuss about how they didn’t have the squad we had. Spent £80m on a couple of our squad players and couldn’t really get a tune out of them.

The troubles

How does the water out of a hot tap in an office kitchen maintain a heat of 300 degrees without boiling?

bsky.app/profile/burn... to three favs no less

Culture war latest: the Bank of England has announced that after a public consultation, to which it received 44,000 responses, the next new banknotes will feature native wildlife.
Tories: "It is deeply depressing that under Lab our national heroes are considered too 'divisive' to be on bank notes."

Had a pain for a while now whenever I try and lift my arms higher than my head. In my John McCain era.

Any government coming in now is going to have the exact same unpopularity problem this one has.

Funny how the argument against it is how important it is that we have direct representatives but what if 77% of the people (even excluding those who don’t vote) didn’t vote for that person. It’s complete nonsense.

‘My lovely distraction’: live stream of kākāpō – world’s fattest parrot – and her chicks captivates New Zealand More than 100,000 people have tuned in to watch a kākāpō – a rare flightless bird – sleeping, tidying her nest and fighting off intruders

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m... this video is great marred only by hearing a New Zealander pronounce the word “egg”

I can remember Eric Garcia starting over John Stones and I’m still rattled by it

Tudor should at least do Kinsky the courtesy of claiming he was concussed before never having anything to do with him ever again, like Klopp did.

Hideous Kinsky

First dance at my wedding!

This is also true of simply drinking a glass of water

Got a new toilet seat which closes too softly if anything

Kingsmill 50/50 where do you want your statue

Can also do with the BBC realising that speaking slowly doesn’t make you an intellectual

Incredible how losing your arse in a game of ping pong can set you off on a mental spiral that carries on for decades

This cotton can fuck off back to Egypt as far as I’m concerned.

Give me a 15 year old scratchy towel that can completely dry you just by being in the same room as it any day of the week

Needs saying this but the more ‘luxurious’ a towel is the worse it is at its primary function.

lol could you imagine getting clattered by Joelinton like that. Felt that through the screen.

This game has been brilliant

We enjoyed it! I’m not even a big ABBA guy.