Colin

We saw you from across the funhouse mirror and liked your vibe

Agree, I got into a huge daily jeopardy habit a year or so ago and enjoyed it so much

This is such an accurate sampling of all my web browsing between the hours of 5am and 6am

The N64 knew what it was doing when they put lakitu in charge of the camera. You should just trust the camera like an old friend

I knew when I saw @alexjaffe.bsky.social rt a powerscaling thing it had to be GOOD

Absolutely trying the "using Death Stranding 2 photo mode" thing.

Heartbroken to learn from @vicmmic.bsky.social and @hankgreen.bsky.social that white blood cells have DNA but red blood cells don't so I'm living by some kind of miracle of fate but if I die from an unsanitized payphone it's basically my fault.

The Kurgen from Highlander is some kind of Nordic Medieval Goth Biker who absolutely rules. HIS HEAD GETS MOSTLY CUT OFF and he's just fucking vibing for like another hour of runtime.

Imagine being Clancy Brown and doing this a few years into acting. Like what I gotta work 40 more years not grimacing in bone armor?!

What if a short guy had several centuries to get over his complex about it

It uses doors as key source of communication.

I don't like when a parrot is really big. An animal should be able to kill me or say my name but never both.

Surely I can't be the only one who thought we were gonna get Scopes Monkey Trial fan service here.

Koyomi from Azumanga Daioh has passed out or died, nearby is a discarded curry

How your email finds me

I've been wanting rewatch Chatran/Milo & Otis and this seems like a great excuse. I don't really remember the score but that movie was on repeat as a kid at my house

The olestra chips that they mailed a sample of to every home in the 90s that contained so much non-food they caused anal leakage.

I would make a sizeable prop bet that the current administration will, at some point, attempt to revive the ultimate millennial classic

Legit if they released an Apple TV with a screenshot button on the remote I would use it every day

This set of farm animal stickers my child was given have all the new terms for things that the government has been cooking up.

This part of the season with the tiny colleges is so wild because they will be mad that OSU is not winning by 30+ convincingly ENOUGH

A Waffle's top half looks like event horizon or something

I hope that HR Giger got to see what happens when you run out of waffle batter in a vertical waffle maker before he passed.

TOKUGAWA SHOGUNATE ERA RODNEY DANGERFIELD: i tell you i get no respect. the daimyo says i have to commit seppuku to restore my house’s honor. okay. i write my death poem, no problem. i ask my wife if she’ll be my second and she says she wants to be my FIRST!

Walter White yelling from car

Oh shit Jeremy Strong is in this?!

The 4k of this has enabled so much, now you can see this henchman's sick KISS turban pin

Operation Condor a man is telling Jackie Chan that an occasional lemon invigorates.

I'm literally always saying this

Kitbashing this into Gundam Javert

(Decembrists Voice)

An android notification tells me to "check out Clapton's Beano Burst"

I don't think I will, reverb app notification.

This is just the manga author trying to cut off the doujin community at the pass

I grew up in cbus tho so I've microdosed so much buckeye stuff that it barely spikes the radar

Weirdly I'm an OSU alumnus who's ambivalent about football and my wife who went to another college is OSU football crazy. I'm literally living in your bizarro world