Colin

Avery sure feed tech blurb is like uh basically printers are bullshit?

Honestly iconic behavior to trash printers while selling printer supplies - but doesn't she know she's just driving Hammermill right back to Brother?

Sometimes women don't need to be in a boardroom, they need to have a one time tryst with Patton Oswalt

I feel like @chrisdeville.bsky.social especially would dig this one

Great piece, great memories. Get the heck in here

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@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social

(me eating turmeric and omega-3 fatty acids) "geez this is gonna go straight to my glands"

I don't like when they make a cartoon snake do a crossed arms pose. They can do sassy poses you can barely dream of but no it's youth pastor o' clock over here

I think Vegeta would be fine with this tbh, it would be far worse if Goku had a successful one that he felt the need to compete with

Buddies I wanna see these in various discords like immediately

"Listen, Jeremy, you don't seem to understand. Nothing you want is ever going to happen."

two vast and trunkless legs

Highly recommend the Etsy search "ushanka", buying one of these old school russian hats from a random eastern european craftsperson has given me a winter panic button hat for when it's way too cold and I need lil flaps on the side of my head.

I mean Hoth Bun is pack 1 pick 1 right?

Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love.

They're kissing people and stealing jets to do chemtrails, you don't have to keep convincing me!

In the way that a keyed lock can imbue a diary with an almost arcane aura - so are Ken Jennings' private Excel98 musings. Somewhere is a memoir that can be COUNTIF-ed at will to discover any number of truths that could topple the world as we know it.

When will Atlus have the bravery to do adult part-timer Persona where you and your coworkers are seasonally hired at American Eagle and spend the evenings in the closed down mall you work at exorcising the ghosts of retail excess?

I open up the Esper Wins group chat and it's scrolling so fast I can't see let's go

Me, in 1940s variety voice: Gersh once Gaga for groypers now sees no pay in the paglia pussycats

Guy sent over to help me at the supermarket self check out: it’s asking if you have any coupons just hit skip,

People are always talking about the powerhouse of the cell but I feel like states of matter being mentioned and immediately thinking about plasma and what it looks like clears it.

There it is

RIP Tatsuya Nakadai

One of the best to ever do it. An expert at being a wild-eyed, haunted weirdo.

Very glad that Ella the cat is still involved. She's part owner and doesn't even know it!

I painted ur dog

Let me dedicate a multiview pane to snoopy sleeping on his house, he can be wearing a Leclerc race suit idk

To give me customizeable multiview and then take it away would simply be too much (ditto on the appletv snoopy screensaver).

I lived, bitch