2 pumps gets you a baby
3 pumps gets you a fine
14 pumps gets pussies to back the fuck up
06.10.2025 03:32 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
06.10.2025 03:20 โ ๐ 49 ๐ 11 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1
Bills??
06.10.2025 03:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
LFG!!!!
06.10.2025 02:50 โ ๐ 36 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
FUCK YEAH M's WIN!! ๐ฑ
06.10.2025 02:51 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756
06.10.2025 02:38 โ ๐ 2890 ๐ 439 ๐ฌ 26 ๐ 28
Big Dumper doubles and Julio Rodriguez follows with a double to drive him in, Mariners lead 3-2
06.10.2025 02:34 โ ๐ 197 ๐ 31 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 4
Good chaos! Good!!
06.10.2025 02:34 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
JULIOOOO!!
06.10.2025 02:31 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Dumper!!
06.10.2025 02:30 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
FML
06.10.2025 02:22 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Bad chaos! Bad!!
06.10.2025 02:20 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
Matthew
06.10.2025 02:17 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Playoff Polanco does it again, his second HR of the game
06.10.2025 01:52 โ ๐ 85 ๐ 10 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 3
AGAIN!! ๐ฃ๐ฃ
06.10.2025 01:51 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Julio please take a fucking pitch
06.10.2025 01:48 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
It's so cool we're up 1-0 and I feel nothing but dread
06.10.2025 01:38 โ ๐ 20 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0
GABE! ๐ช
06.10.2025 01:27 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Jorge Polanco opens the scoring with a home run
06.10.2025 01:12 โ ๐ 149 ๐ 14 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 5
POLO!! ๐ฃ
06.10.2025 01:10 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
Please get this stop
05.10.2025 22:46 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
HORTON!!
05.10.2025 22:43 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
We forced 5 people to watch every snap of seahawks football for an entire season. If they pass a psych evaluation after week 18 they get $500,000
05.10.2025 22:41 โ ๐ 89 ๐ 20 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0
STOP DOING THAT
05.10.2025 22:42 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
K9!!
05.10.2025 22:39 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
That was so close to being oh no, disaster
05.10.2025 22:39 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Oh fuck friendly fire
05.10.2025 22:30 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
And another one!
05.10.2025 22:26 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Ok I'll allow that one lol
05.10.2025 22:19 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
These fucking penalties
05.10.2025 22:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
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