thevirginmary

Someone save me

This is maya I am live tweeting tonight

Me @ aralyn every night

I just joined one. First rehearsal was yesterday. I blay bass

You know David guetta?
Have I been living under a rock? Of course I know David guetta. That song is my jam. My lady jam
Will you sing it for me
What dude no get out
Not for that reason
Come on
I’m not leaving until you sing it

Ricochet you take your aim fire away fire away

Why have they seen all of these movies

I’m every woman.

No one knows my socks are falling down into my boots

Indeed

My favorite month: Apprle

Thank you Lola Ugfuglio Skumpy

Apple is just one letter off from april

Hehehe my siblings always say yes to me

It’s just so good

I love when they don’t cut the breaths out of song recordings😩

Crunchy leaves. I’m coming back to life🍂☕️🎃🕯️🍁🧶🐻🐌🥧🍄‍🟫🌰🐿️

Three ring binder save me, save me three ring binder

They’re infuriating

Automatic sinks, I am your number one hater

Can Andy tell us we’re gonna get through this together

ovulating for the oxford comma

Skipping class to go to St. Louis 🥰

Chamois leech (looks like the dragonfly from the rescuers)

Like wow my attention span is in hell and I am the textbook definition of brain rot

These are so funny

All I do is try try try

I tried and I didn’t like it

So stunning