The Abominable Dr. Vibes

It’s not any of these but these are all good

Nope! In the right era though

A good one but firmly in the 90s, the song in question is 2004

2014! Ten years after the song in question

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

Tbh more like: the song that would now be associated as the most 2000s song

The single most 2000s song of the 2000s

It’s so fucking funny

Watching Please Kill Mr. Kinski again

My college roommate was a PA on that movie lmao

There are three of these within a mile of my house (which is in extreme!!! liberal territory just outside DC) (most of the kids there aren’t white which might be a dealbreaker for this guy)

As you should

It was BEAUTIFUL late August but windy, breeze blowing through the pines all night, always connecting all of that

I remember exactly when I learned he had died because I was sitting at Jiffy Lube Live, wearing a cassock, pretty sure Amon Amarth hadn’t played yet (they were opening for Ghost)

It’s too soon okay

One random funko pop, from an overcrowded warehouse in New Jersey. It’s what we have, in America

Do not ask me to pick a single song from the greatest album ever made

Happy weed birthday

This was, as SOON as that group text hit I knew what was up and I was like great. Love it. Let’s go

Currently being part of the time-honored tradition of “straight friend asked everyone out for drinks but mainly to flirt with one person” and it all seems to be going well

Get outta here we gotta play Modest Mouse

Trent Rez in the head like a hole vid

Pain at the pump 🎶
Feel like a chump 🎶
Just checked the news 🎶
Outbreak of Mumps 🎶

MAN I need to repost my vintage ads thread from Twitter here

It’s one of the transest movies that exists imo but again! People missing this for the ideas that are being presented ironically

I used to do vampire larp there in college lmao

He HAS to live in the Cathedral of Learning

I’m still thinking about this. The Appalachian mountains as an analog for the Carpathians. Pittsburgh Dracula saying “yinz cannot stop me.”

Dracula adaptation, set primarily in London, Ohio. Dracula lives in a castle that’s alway described as “just across the boarder” or “a hour east of Youngstown,” or maybe even just “it’s in Pittsburgh.,” but the pun is never spoken.

Not me though. I’m talking about Dave Grohl right now

How many songwriters regularly say silent prayers of thanks that “friend” and “end” rhyme