🔞Kris Tal'Rayn☭ 🏳️‍⚧️🎃🍆

No, it was both.

Romaine happened later.

And at least one of the times with green onions, it was human waste that was being repurposed as fertilizer that caused the issue.

As always, the problem is unregulated capitalism infecting the way we produce food, not which particular food you buy.

Taco Bell wasn't the problem. The problem was contaminated green onions, that were also pulled from grocery stores.
Multiple times.

Often enough that Taco Bell stopped carrying them all together.

The problem with this, as anyone old enough to remember when Taco Bell used to have green onions in things knows, is that vegetables can ABSOLUTELY be contaminated.

I really respect how much American corporations are committed to killing their customers unless absolutely forced not to.

Fortunately, I'm easily bamboozled into believing in my own thiccness.

You know, this was a truly good response! 😂😂

Awwww!!

But the girls want some of it too!!

😡

That moment when you do something to play along with someone else's kink and then discover that it's suddenly a HUGE kink of yours now too...

😳🥵😵‍💫

Trans folks reading this: don't panic too much, the supreme court thing is about injunctions pending a larger court case

Cis folks reading this: Try to understand how terrifying it is to be a minority the government openly hates, and they start fucking with your ability to *leave the country*

Reblog if you love porn!

Think about how the left told Biden, and then Kamala, that their campaign would 100% lose if they did the exact opposite of what Mamdani's would be.

They literally plugged their ears and said shut the fuck up, and then she lost by doing the exact opposite, in every way on every issue, of Mamdani.

No rush! Just wanted you to know you have at least one fan ready to go when you have the ability to take that plunge!

Screenshot of Reductress post. Jake tapper sitting next to Hakeem Jeffries Text reads: Establishment Democrats Just Not Sure if Mamdani Went About Decisive, Crushing Victory the Right Way @reductress Reductress*

They won’t even have to rewrite any of it!

SAME.

PLEASE post when you do! I jumped through all their hoops to get approved as a Real Adult™ there, so I'll follow you once your account is up!

The best part of this is that he (and the entire rest of the right) are losing their shit over a left leaning dude winning a fairly low level elected office in the grand scheme of things in one of the most left leaning cities in the country.

Like, famously so.

And they are SO furious it happened.

"High velocity neck tattoo"

😏 Got to remember that one.

Wuv u 2!

I never thought I'd see the perfect use of this meme, but here it is, lol.

Steam on 🕹️ dot 📺 when?

I'll take, "Things They Will Never Admit If Their Lives Depended On It" for $1000, Ken.

I'm ready for apologies from pundits and politicians who showed their bigoted asses and suggested we needed to abandon trans people in order to win.

looks like "fairness in girls' sports" wasn't the unbeatable wedge issue you thought it was, was it? kinda makes you look like a dumbass, huh?

OMG!! RIGHT?!?

So a Tuesday. 😁

Looking sexy AF, btw!

Nimona pointing at herself with four thumbs, indicating that the poster of this image is talking about herself.

SOME people listen to you.

That could VERY easily be an option as well, but the edging is cheaper...
😅

This fucking reply absolutely killed me.
🤣🤣🤣

Ancient pagan goddess of fertility and femininity.

More or less someone you'd pray to for giant tits, lol.

Good shot, man!