Soccer_Rabbi, Mark Asher Goodman

DREYER DELIVERS 🎯

San Diego's main man finds the opener inside three minutes!

StL not gonna change that trend it looks like.

Anders Dreyer on pace for 24 shots, 12 goals this game.

#MLSLateNight

Was a trivela finish for Martin Ojeda.

This one on pace for a 7 or 8 goals night.

MIAMI IN DISARRAY

Every year MLS has to have at least one self-defeating new idea.

Parlay Of Chicago Fire Winning And Over 2 American Deaths In The War In Iran Hits For Man On MLS Official Betting App — The Nutmeg News CHICAGO - A bet placed on the Major League Soccer official betting app reportedly turned into a financial windfall for Stephen Williams as the parlay he constructed of the Chicago Fire winning their g...

Parlay Of Chicago Fire Winning And Over 2 American Deaths In The War In Iran Hits For Man On MLS Official Betting App

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Conservative rabbinical school Ziegler pauses admissions, signaling broader overhaul The LA-based seminary has begun to distance itself from the Conservative movement under new leadership

My rabbinical school is apparently taking a pause.

An ominous development.

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Quick read:

Democrats all think everything he says is a lie

and he’s a sundowning geriatric

who can’t be trusted alone with children or pets or a young woman

and an attention span measured in seconds

and so why in God’s holy name would anyone trust him to start a war with Iran?

Colorado Rapids Beat Portland Timbers 2-0:
- Ojediran scores, bosses midfield
- Lucas Herrington composed and relaxed
- Cole Bassett opens up about trade and playing his former team
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Overall a very complete game from Colorado. Night and day from last week.

Important questions are
- can they do it on the road?
- can they do it against the top-half of the conference?

#Rapids96

If Diego Chara had made the red card tackle that Jimer Fory had made

it would have been yellow.

Because Chara has just made a career of magically getting away with shit like that.

(I respect the hell out of it.)

#Rapids96

Again at 69’. Open shot for Guerra, 9 yds out, 0.43 xG straight at Steffen.

#Rapids96

Herrington’s goal:

Are we a set-piece team again?!?

#Rapids96

Portland’s chance at 39’ - a 15 yd shot for Velde after two missed tackles -

should have been the equalizer.

Opta/fotmob had it at 0.34 xG ; thats a lot.

#Rapids96

It is fascinating that Alex Harris leapt past Alexis Manyoma on the winger depth chart.

#Rapids96

Portland’s other major problem first half - midfield possession is just terrible.

Credit to Rapids spacing, man marking and line cutting.

Rapids were quite good in 1st half possession, but also because POR didn’t pressure the ball till they were in their own box.

#Rapids96

Watching the Rapids game late bc of work.

First thought:
Portland watched Seattle obliterate the Rapids by high pressing them for 20’.

And chose … to not high press.

Dumb.

#Rapids96

Last time I remember a goal like this from way out, at home, was from Jose Mari.

That was a LONG time ago.

#Rapids96

Hamzat Ojediran scores from Greeley! The bounce might have troubled the keeper. Either way, love a D Mid goal. Rapids needed that.
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Sheffield Wednesday takeover collapses three days after relegation to League One Consortium led by ex-professional poker player James Bord pulls out of deal to buy stricken club

Was checking the Championship table

only to learn that Sheffield Wednesday have -7 points; they had an 18 pt reduction (!) for failing to pay players.

What a strange world, modern football is.

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AI can write a cover letter

but wont do the dishes or the laundry

And I can’t ask it ‘what football match is on a streaming service I already pay for?’

Ninja move. I just switched to Championship to watch Sargent-less Norwich v Leicester.

Everytime I subscribe to Peacock

I wake up and go to put on the Premier League game I want

only to find that it’s not on Peacock because its only on cable.

It’s like being in an abusive relationship.

Cole gonna have his ‘Kobe Bryant setting a hard pick against Pau Gasol in the Olympics’ moment. But against who?

Probably Paxton.

“Let them eat schmaltz.”

If you have the means, please donate to the Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate and they are overwhelmed with requests. Colorado borders Kansas, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out.

tcpipeline.org

This radio station is playing ‘Manic Monday’ on a Thursday. Is that allowed?

Tax billionaires, not nuns.

Rejected by FIFA. Ouch.

If anybody can put in a word with Gianni Infantino for me.