Tim Leviathan’s MySpace page <3 Rawr XD

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If you go far enough gay, you get pussy back.

- me, a pansexual genderfluid weirdo in a straight passing relationship with another non-binary person.

So you're bi, that's like 1/2 gay and 1/2 straight, right?

Me, a pansexual genderfluid weirdo in a straight passing relationship with a non-binary person: "I am so enormously gey that people have developed flat gay earth theories about me, because the curve looks straight from their perspective.

Tomorrow is my birthday and my birthday eve kinda fuckin sucked. Glasses broke. Phone exploded. Kinda fuckin lonely. If you'd like to donate to the happy birthday glasses/phone/hooker/bag of weed fund my cashapp is $timleviathan

I found three different varieties of gender neutral they/them scented cologne/perfume/smellygood shit, and every single one of them smells like Dr Pepper. Is this what a Ph.D. in gender studies smells like? Get in line, Dr Pepper loving they/them baddies.

I’m stalking all y’all’s shit and following all your followers, and there’s nothing you can do about it.

@satanistsareppl2.bsky.social first follower!

Survivors Urge Cardinals to Discuss Sex Abuse Crisis in Choosing Next Pope Pope Francis is credited with addressing the issue more strongly than his predecessors did, but clerical abuse remains a ruinous issue for the Roman Catholic Church.

Survivors of sexual abuse and those who monitor the Roman Catholic Church’s handling of abuse cases are hoping to persuade cardinals to make the issue a priority when considering who should next be pope.

Wait until he finds out that the Captain America movies were filmed in America.... Oh and various locations across Europe, England, Mexico, and Japan. Is he going to tariff ONLY the parts of the movies that weren't filmed in the US?

Hey fellow white people, if you think Mayo is spicy, or even if you're adventurous, and Mayo is your favorite, #CincoDeMayo ain't for you. It isn't for me either. Let our neighbors from the South have their own thing without giving yourself yet another excuse to get shitfaced.

Hey fellow white people, #CincodeMayo is their thing, not ours. We had "May the 4th be with you" we don't need to appropriate every goddamn thing that everybody else has. And I better notzee any of yall Trump supporters cracking open a Corona or a Dos Equis today to celebrate shit today. #notourday

Amen 🙏

Thinking about Pretty Womaning this cokehead stripper prostitute I met at a Waffle House, right after I get my butthole licked. #icanfixher #jokes #donttakeshitsoseriously #butforrealthough

I did a job installing some tech for a Southern Baptist church this morning. I showed up blaring Ghost with my Leviathan cross and all my piercings visible. My project manager was a trans woman named Jezebel. I think that's the funniest coincidence that could ever happen to a Southern Baptist church

Everyone, Ghost is relating a new album tonight. Y'all can stop releasing music for the next month or so, because Skeletá is the only thing that matters.

Level up
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You know the drill
Pass it down
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I guess I live here now. Been looking for a reason to get off Meta anyway.

LOL “exposing me” for not caring about somebody that I don’t have shit to do with doing some wild shit is its own wild shit.

Imagine being such a shitty person that your whole personality is bringing down other people. What a miserable existence that must be. Instead of uplifting people, you just thrive on drama. Now imagine someone not caring if you drag them down or not. I bet that makes you even more miserable.

Getting ready for pride in the park tomorrow, and I got a skirt with a slit up the side and I feel sexy. My 7 year old daughter laughed at the first one, and then saw this one and said "oooooooh Dad that is slay" Fuck yes. That's the validation I needed.

If you're polyamorous, and you start dating a new partner and they say to you "I don't want you hanging around with your already existing partner without my permission" how hard would you laugh and how long would it take you to tell them to go fuck themselves? I'm trying to see something

Be a real shame if somebody started anonymously reporting white homophobic dudes to ICE

Drugs be like may cause random levitation, electromagnetic injuries, brain flaps, interplanetary incidents, bad breath, bloating, nonfinancial compensation, hallucinations, questionable diarrhea, blood clots, Events, paralysis, eye herpes, or bloody leakage from your nipples. Enjoy your prescription

NGL Monday the 13th sounds way more shitty than Friday the 13th

Y'all I just saw a fucking bald eagle and a goose just chilling next to each other at a city park during a winter storm and it feels like nature is choosing violence at this point. What else kind of ill fated fuckshit omen could this be?

Honestly, I'd change my name to Dick Dickley DcDickersuck for the rest of my life for a Billion dollars.

I hope they take the offer. That way they can say their site is named after their biggest donor.

Episode 7 with Cain Nevermore: Sexuality, relationships, and haunted stuffies Join Cain and I as we talk about sexuality, relationships, and haunted stuffies! Yes!

Surprise! Early access to my episode this week with @cainnevermore.bsky.social ! Paid subscribers can listen now, everyone else can listen tomorrow! open.substack.com/pub/citlalis...

I keep forgetting this app exists. Then I log in with the intent of posting something meaningful, and see a bunch of tiddies and dicks come across my feed, and I get pansexually excited and forget the meaningful content I was going to post. #adhd

Episode 5: Church ski trips, Anton LaVey test tube baby, and leadership oh my! Featuring Tim Leviathan and ADHD!

@citlalisoona.bsky.social offered me $1,000,000* to be a guest on her podcast, so I talked for 2 hours about the band Ghost and SoBapt mission trips on ice.

*$1,000,000 imaginary USD

#hailsatan #satanic #satanism #podcast
#satanistsarepeopletoo #thebandghost

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How terrible would it be to grift the local maga folk into paying exorbitant prices for tech installs? Standard rate for TV mount is $125. Offshore companies are snatching them up and paying $60 to local techs. What if I was like "Hello fellow MAGAt, that'll be $250". I'll make TV great again.