Flonominal (Dynasty Killers SBLIX 🦅🦅🦅)

Just tell us, Tommy.

Gameday voting on which school has the most faculty in the Epstein Files

A lot of the people lamenting Marjorie Taylor Greene’s departure from Congress—and celebrating her as some kind of principled maverick—are going to end up eating their words when she reemerges in 2028 to help lead a pro-groper, pro-Fuentes “America First” faction of the GOP.

actuallychloehayes › millennials 20h serious question for the millennials... my older cousin said she used to 'burn' cds for her crush. like... with ? was that a ritual? did it work? you guys were literally practicing witchcraft just to get a text back. i'm scared of y'all. Q 2.9K

My favorite piece of content today.

"AI steals jobs
AI steals data
AI is a security risk"

ok I hear you. but also...

She messed with the bull one too many times.

She thought she could box with Trump, but he must got a ace she didnt know he had.

That or she's running for Governor

like I get the sentiment, but its false. Some of y'all need to lighten tf up

Off top: Morgan Freeman, Terry Crews, Oprah, Neil Degrasse Tyson, Kevin Hart, Samuel L. Jackson, LeVar Burton, MF Doom, Michael Jordan, Michael Jackson, Prince, Whitney Houston, Jim Hendrix, pre-comeback Dave Chappelle, Steve Harvey, Kendrick Lamar, Drake, Kamala Harris, Barack Obama...

We are actively working tlward a society where interaction is obsolete. every basic human impulse will be fulfilled by a robot because some of y'all are too scared to open the door for the delivery guy.

The implications of that are many, but is suffice to say this is what ologarchs wanted all along

Because n*ggas is horny AF yet lack/dont want to develop the social skills to bag the real thing so this is the work around.

Also, unrealistic beauty standards blah blah y'all get the point

YouTube video by lil' bill's barbershop Pharrell (kinda) has a point...

@lilbill.bsky.social hits it on the head: "[Mamdani winning] does not mean the work stops, it means the work just begun... that means you're going to have to make a bigger sacrifice than just 'Imma stop going to Starbucks.'"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdvL...

Go Birds

This is my favorite football team. They are the reigning champion of the NFL, the current one-seed in the NFC, they’ve beaten the Lions, Rams, Bucs, Packers, and Chiefs. Oh also I hate them and they make me want to die.

This is the Eagles this year

Big takeaway from this game (really from the last two weeks) is AJ might be wrong.

Maybe this D is good enough to carry us back to the chip

Because this is just what the O is gonna be so long as KP stays employed

I hate this O so much lol

Dumb decision, great result

that was the dumbest greatest play of this game

lol, why are you taking a deep shot from inside your own 5?

that said I have exactly 0 faith this O can score from the plus side of the field, led alone theor own 3

I love this D

no pause

Have I said Ill be so glad when the tush push gets banned?

(PS its the push part that's gonna get outlawed...which does nothing about the false starts)

Lmao the one time they call it it’s wrong. Perfect.

Imagine not having a place to shower. Days without being able to get clean. Nowhere to go.
We already have the shower trailer. We just need a truck to haul it so we can bring free showers and dignity to people in NJ.
We are only a few hundred dollars short. Every dollar helps.
gofund.me/0b71593db

at some point you gotta start kicking FGs Dan

Good Lord Jordan Davis is so good

That drive needs to be the model for Kevin Petullo. A healthy dose of Tank Bigsby as a change of pace to Saquon Barkley, let the offensive line get downhill with a commitment to the ground game and take shots when the defensive backs start showing respect to the run.

thank you black jesus

O actually looks functional. Only took *looks at watch* 1.75 quarters

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