Ruairidh Macdonald

I'm just looking for thirst traps and my feed is just Charlie Kirk getting shot, please algorithm, stop

Used Crisco spray instead and I am finally the right level of crispy

"Is twink a slur?" I was just asked by my uni pal. Even if it was, it's in my vocabulary so not much I can do

Do people still use this app or are we all back on Twitter again?

Dear diary: my piss lowkey smells like frazzles today

If I post another banger of a gif into this work chat for no laughs reacts, I'm going to scream

It's a very pretty city!

Edinburgh 😌

House underwear as my big thighs would destroy these if they were taken for a public test drive

a woman stands in front of a sign that says " lose it all to the diet " ALT: a woman stands in front of a sign that says " lose it all to the diet "

Pub quiz question: what does VJ Day commemorate?

Me: put vajazzle down 🤡

Hello mtv, welcome to my crib. This is my shower, as I'm a big dirty bitch and I need the best to clean me 😌

I think I need to start posting more thrist traps, not getting the validation from others I require

One day you are drinking lukewarm vodka in the desert underage and then the next, you're googling "black compact microwave sale" as you are worried about the feng shui of the remaining kitchen counter space

Furtado but you'd be forgiven for that haha

Some of you guys would be so much happier if you stopped trying so hard to be indie and mysterious and embraced mediocrity like the rest of us. I love my vanilla life, especially not having to pretend to understand French new wave cinema or know what the fuck a cortado is

I am borderline loopy with bleach inhalation but the old shit hole flat is now clean and I retain the title of domestic goddess 😌💖🧼🧹

Watching children throw shoes at each other in the street on their school lunch break is the better version of Animal Planet

always has been my sweet summer child

Ask yourself, "am I harder to kill than I was 8 years ago?"

a woman with long black hair and pink lips is saying `` diamonds ! '' ALT: a woman with long black hair and pink lips is saying `` diamonds ! ''

This cold has me sounding like Big Ang. Just going to talk with a Jersey accent, get a bob and fulfill my destiny

need to stop being friends with hot people, because why tf am I envious of you doing boring shite like going to B&Q looking like that

Apparently taking tomorrow off to respect the end of Toyotathon isn't recognised as a religious holiday, tolerant society my arse 🤬

Came home to Dundee and these breeders are only talking about my sister's wedding at the dinner table. Apparently I'm "too old" to be flower boy? Fuckin prudes

Back from holiday but the training people aren't here so I'm pretending to be really into learning PowerPoint tips and tricks right now and getting 5 coffees a day, like the overpayed newly corporate diva I am 💖

back on my bullshit again (hexing all those who made me into a problem this year)

someone has just cracked open a big tin of tuna on this train and is eating it with a spoon, which authority do I report this to?

baileys turnt last night and I was feeling myself 📸

Winter weight but I'd call it cuddly