Sam

Spending Valentine’s Day with the person I hate most.

(Jk I’m great)

I still don’t see the shirt off

Seconded.

I’m going to say yes.

That and your nice to look at. Perks the office right up

Which I’m usually less fighty after

Brew?

Only if she’s a woman.

It’s usually boys who make me thirsty.

Well. Well.

Joe. We all know it’s not a teabag you’re sucking on.

I was always taught because they are diuretic

The fact tea and coffee don’t count for water intake is the reason I don’t believe in God.

A perpetual series of Mondays.

Hahahahahah

A life drawing.

This is absurd 😂

I believe it was the works of Oscar Wilde originally.

I’m a good Christian woman

Fine, bad bunny has a fat C and I’d like to put it in my body.

**pulls up underpants**

I’m not here to kink shame.

Join the queue

It worked for Mario.

I’m confident to say, with my whole chest, Bad Bunny lays pipe.

Without fail.

Controversial

Morning!

Should’ve booked a long weekend.

Mondays, ammirite