Dita Von Doom

Why are customers instinctively driven to only sit in the sections I'm cleaning?

I'm going to be at the Olympia Zine Fest on the 31st! If any of these look interesting to you come say hi, you can have some for free!

On the bright side I finally yassified a PBR can

Noodle has spilled my rhinestone box and Nikki is not appreciating the bedroom being transformed into The Rhinestone Zone™

The cover of a zine reading: How I got (kind of) Buff! As a dumb, stoner, dirt-bag, pervert. and you can too!

the cover of a zine reading: Dita Von Doom's top five hottest wrestlers in no particular order

I've been making zines to trade at some upcoming zine fests. If you want to see my silly pervert takes: DM me for physical copies or printable PDF

All of my interests are on a 5 year loop I swear. The printmaking bug has infected my soul yet again. I gotta find somewhere locally to dumpster linoleum as soon as I'm healthy

I'm excited to continue a pretty nasty rivalry with Mok Swagger in the Mary Kayfabe memorial finals next month. If you're in Portland you should see it!

The dumb shitty raider comics in fallout 4 make me want to make dumb shitty raider comics in real life

I found a bunch of photos of what I call my "proto-drag" from back in 2022. It's funny to see an early example of the painted-on eyelashes

I broke my drag hiatus to go to the Stonewall Youth: Cherubs and Charms show tonight. It was fun to just get to be a spectator again! I'm always afraid that I'm not going to enjoy drag anymore after taking a break but tonight proves I'm always looking for an excuse to be in face.

we wouldn't need "fast travel" if our game studios invested in accessible and affordable public transport infrastructure. skyrim should have a tram network. assassin's creed should have several regular bus routes. give ghost of tsushima a metro

Used my day off to make a bunch of eraser stamps. I've been wanting to get back into more physical zine making and this feels like a good first step.

Skyrim girlies often take issue with oblivion's main quest because they want to be the most special protagonist boy. But oblivion is most fun when you accept that, whether martin likes it or not, you're a blunt instrument meant to inflict Martin's will on cyrodiil

I think about "little softness" by sam hensley every day of my life

Fuck it follow my drag tumblr (i know at least one of you dorks have one)

I've condemned myself to an 8 hour lobby shift on my day off and for what? Money. The lamest thing to suffer for

This is a good thing! This just means you lived long enough to become the monster!

I don't know why I'm so scared to yap on the internet. Everyone who follows me here already knows I'm annoying and doesn't mind lmao