🌱💐🐝Vernal Eggcelent🐝💐🌱

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#EggcelentArtDump

Marcille is 0.61 seconds away from slipping and falling on her ass 😭

Your meal is ready! #farcille

Just make it exist first, you can make it good later

SELECT YOUR METROID

horse in a sketchy exaggerated? style,

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homeland security RTing Kristi Noem with a join ice link and a screencap of her caricature from south park

do you ever think about how we're all gonna die?

Me n who

#EggcelentArtDump

Rainy Day Nap

Not even in the top 500 most impeachable things that Trump has done in office, but I can't get over how he's defacing monuments to republican virtue in order to turn them into symbols of decadent personalism. Caligula-ass government.

We are at or near full employment. There are at least 7.5 million undocumented workers. There are not 7.5 million Americans ready, willing, and able to take those jobs, so positions will go unfilled.

That means businesses will close, the economy will shrink, and Americans will *lose* jobs.

I reindustrialized my interiority because of a Beatles song but it turns out whatever’s in there doesn’t have the precision manufacturing experience to produce love so I’m selling it for parts and offshoring

a man is hitting a golf ball out of his cat's litter (stones are flying and the cat must have been taking a shit because it is flying through the air). other objects are falling over like a dial phone and a lamp. text above: easier on your home than the real thing. three in game screenshot below the imagery. text: sports games. fox attitude.

fox sports golf '99, print ad (1998) archive.org/details/elec...

My first ever DND character was a dwarf paladin called “Bego Nethot” who I somehow managed to roll up with three 18s in his statline

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tried coloring it

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Nothing to see here, just a bee rolling around in a flower 🐝 🌱

Comic. A snake slithers around a hypercube. No two non-consecutive parts of its coils can be on adjacent corners. [Three small 4-dimensional hypercubes showing disallowed options with one large cube with snake wrapped around it. Dimensions = 4. Max Length - 7.] Snake(N) = Longest snake that can fit in an n-dimensional hypercube. Snake(N=1, 2, 3…8) = 1, 2, 4, 7, 13, 26, 50, 98. Snake(N>8) = UNSOLVED. [caption] It turns out every scientific field has a key thought experiment that involves putting a cute animal in a weird box for no reason. So far, quantum mechanics and graph theory have found theirs, but most other fields are still working on it.

Snake-in-the-Box Problem

xkcd.com/3125/

Woman boob compilation (only shows men boob)

"this product is good because it's like having a pocket full of PhDs" just suggests to me you've never actually been in a room with a bunch of experts on a topic.

You think you're going to come away with a quick, simple, easy-to-digest summary of their expertise? Think again.

It’s honestly kind of fascinating/terrifying that apparently a lot of gamers form their opinions on geopolitics based on how it will impact the chip industry, with weird parasocial relationships/narratives with zero bearing on reality to industry figures

Tweet by Pam Bondi with a video of herself: "Today, @TheJusticeDept and @StateDept are announcing a $50 MILLION REWARD for information leading to the arrest of Nicolás Maduro."

I think he's in Venezuela.

“I love making women upset” is a really underestimated motivation of modern conservatism

You ever see a logo with an animal in it and think "yep thats drawn by a furry"

two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field . ALT: two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .

"Bluesky is dying"

Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.

A male gray and white cat lying inside of a light blue, grayish laundry basket. The cats' pupils are dilated while its head is tilted up, looking at something past the phone camera.

he's behind bars for his crime..

poketaki SWEEP!!!!!!!! #umamusume