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I think Trump knows exactly what he's doing with the shoes, it's another humiliation thing.

If it wasn't, they'd just rebuy the exact same Florsheim shoe in the right size and wear that. But they know he'd notice those aren't the clown shoes he gave them, so they can't do it.

Reading between the lines, I assume this is starting the gofundme for whichever staffer is willing to secretly replace his shoes with a half size up every three days and see just how far Marco can go.

Also, has anyone checked on Romney? Seems like he would want in on this.

I get the feeling we’ll be discussing Florsheim shoes today.

Happy Mario day!

gotta be another way to do this

The public health field has bent over backwards to assuage the ‘concerns’ of anti-vaxxers for almost 3 decades now. It’s not working.

The way forward is stigmatizing these child-killing freaks and mandating that every kid gets a jab. Expand access, sure but that’s not going to move the needle.

It’s true that vaccine access could be improved but these challenges haven’t significantly worsened over the last 10 years. Vaccine hesitancy has.

The problem is misinformation and public health researchers pretending otherwise is not helping.

MRSA, if you're listening,

Most liberals have no idea that the NY Times is a problem. Liberal/Dem leaders rarely criticize the Times (or any media) so people assume it’s okay. We have a serious media literacy problem on the left.

"Stop the doomerism! You guys are overreacting! " they said, to the people who had accurately predicted everything that has happened for the past decade.

The florsheimer thing is just peak peak peak crazy grandpa shit I love it everyone in the Republican party is an abject fucking freak

Feels over curated.

Seen.

DC folks actually sort of need to demand that heads roll over this. It’s a real problem if law enforcement in the capital is so pathetic, weak, and supine that their instinct is to act as stormtroopers for illicit federal power grabs.

Attacks leave dead vs killed

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

The Democratic leadership would prefer that you think of them as feckless cowards, when in fact they are Kissinger-like creatures who support massacring Iranians.

In Schumer and Jeffries's realpolitik, they get the war they want while letting the GOP pay the political price. Best of both worlds.

I'm no fancy political consultant, but, hey, if you're in Dem comms, you should notice that Fox News panicked over Trump wearing a cheap Trump merch baseball cap to receive the bodies of soldiers he got killed for no reason he can articulate, and you should absolutely lean into that.

To be fairer, they knew that when they placed that creepy oversized wankpropaganda

Even the ones that take two hours of night classes daily on how to sound dumber than her

“Imminent.” You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Lewd texts, unwanted touching: Woman details allegations against Bowser deputy The accuser says John Falcicchio sexually harassed her in her first interview since D.C. Mayor Muriel E. Bowser's chief of staff resigned.

John Falchicchio is working on McDuffie's campaign?!?!?! @maustermuhle.bsky.social have you heard anything about this? @alexkoma.bsky.social ??
This article and the horrors contained within still haunt me.
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202... This is how we're starting Women's History Month?

I’d maybe sit this one out buddy

www.salon.com/2016/04/29/a...

Look, the “fraud” isn’t fraud, just “crime” isn’t crime. It’s a stand-in for race. To be nonwhite is to be fraudulent, just as it’s a crime to be nonwhite. The press does not have to accept this coded language. Reporters can say what the regime means.

I blame the TED Talk for introducing the concept that people in tech should talk.

congrats to the mens hockey team for letting a demented 80 year old sex criminal steal your shine and make himself the center of your accomplishment

Congrats to Jack Hughes and the men's hockey team for confirming women's worst suspicions: that their public support is perfomative and behind closed doors they will sell women out and bond over shared misogyny.

Plums

xkcd.com/3209/