Number 86 in #SezFunFacts series where I give you true trivia to distract you from the fact the world is turning to shit.
Vatican City is the only country on earth with a ZERO birthrate!
Well I suppose choirboys can't get pregnant... 🤔🤷♀️
(I know you'll be Googling this in a minute!)
Radio call-in show. Hosts guess meanings of words. "Hi caller. What's your obscure word?"
"Giyun."
"Hmm. Can you use it in a sentence?"
"Giyun fuck yourself!"
"Erm so sorry, listeners. Next caller please."
"Smee."
"Hmm. Can you use it in a sentence?"
"Smee again. Giyun fuck yourself!"
leaked SNL cold open or real footage of Judge Box o' Wine having a performative meltdown during a news conference? Hard to tell!
Further evidence that we are fighting the wrong war, the wrong enemy.
We should have been supporting Ukraine unequivocally. Strongly. Without reservation.
Russia and Putin are the real enemy but they OWN Trump. And our troops and allies WILL DIE because of it
U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week
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EXCLUSIVE | Kristi Noem awarded $1 billion in contracts to build the Mexican border wall to a company accused of smuggling illegal immigrants into the country, giving them guns, and allowing them to take part in a wild shootout.
Mayor Zohran. You should announce you're starting training for your pilot's licence! That would totally fuck with their heads! 😱😂😂😂
Keep up the good work!
Love from Britain. xxx
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."
- President Dwight D. Eisenhower
I'm clay pigeon shooting with my ex-boss tomorrow.
Tonight, neighbour's 12yo Annie's round and is busy cleaning my shotguns with our 16yo Lizzy while they watch NCIS!
They're doing a good job as they're joining us for 'shooty shooties' tomorrow! 🤗😄
Hey you manky Saxon! Good to see you over here. I'd no idea you were following me. How's shit? x
That's funny for a bloke who is so old he doesn't have an alarm clock but is awoken by Tony Robinson and Time Time excavating his duvet every morning!
You mean feel it in his bone spurs?
Bendy Bully would be better as a £50 is called a 'Bullseye'.
Yep! Left almost no room for the 3 cows!
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Oh, honey . . . just because you played dress-up at a fake "military academy" that your parents sent you to because you were such an unmanageable, obnoxious teenager doesn't mean you were in the miliary. You had that duty, but lied to get out of it.
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Last in thread.
Him: "That photo on her CV? You now know she's Black. I guarantee she'll cite that for the reason she didn't get the job then try to extort a settlement."
Holy shit! I've just dodged a bullet! We've a happy atmosphere at work, we don't need nastiness!
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We met for lunch. "She's mental! She'd scream and shout at colleagues, throw stuff etc. When reprimanded we'd get a legal letter accusing us of being racist as she's Black! You don't want the trouble. It took us 6 months to get rid and a fortune in legal fees! And she plans it!"....
Short thread.
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"Sarah. If you employ her you'll have racial discrimination cases coming out of your arse! Meet me for lunch."
Today I was looking at CVs for my finance biz. One lass looked perfect! Her CV had her picture on. I know her last employer so I called him and he said the above....
Call from the farmer down the road. "Sarah, you've put £10 n my PayPal?"
Me: "Yeah. I wanted a jar of honey and some eggs but didn't money for the honesty box."
He started laughing! "Wow! So you did a PayPal? That *IS* honest!" 😄🤗
This sounds extremely disturbing and very dangerous.
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Trump was advised 4 American soldiers were killed and 2 Brazilian soldiers.
Trump was inconsolable and broke down crying!
Then he asked: "That sounds a big number. How many is a Brazilian?"
