Delta

I’m so straight

sexual tension is basically foreplay

I have to apologize... I've lied to everyone here by saying that i'm trans when i'm actually not. I have been cis this whole time and been acting trans to "seem cool" and "make sick fuckin posts". In reality i'm just a cis girl who happens to have a massive penis....

Woah! Holding hands!??? That's way too much! How about instead you can punch me, kick me, bite me, kiss me, choke me, bruise me, slap me, spit on me, stab me, scratch me, burn me, snuff me, kiss me, cuddle me, lift me, drop me, pinch me, blind me, handcuff me, gag me, tie me, suspend me, grind me, s

Just read someone earnestly make the argument that meat is different from animal corpse. Where do they think meat comes from? Everyone should have to kill and eat at least one animal in their life to understand what food is.

Eleanor gets it. "I love folk punk, it sucks" is the only way to appreciate folk punk

I guess the rapture isn't coming today

but I am

It's a dog fuck dog world out there... and girls, I'm fuckin

Everyone is talking about "standing for the dolls" but why isn't anyone on their knees for the dolls hmm? Why isn't anyone doing that?

gimme a brick please. I would gladly have an indestructible chunk of long battery life and reasonable power

"I don't wanna talk about it I want my boobs touched about it" is how I'm gonna respond when people ask me how my day has been I think

I will do whatever paperwork necessary

girl who is exactly the opposite

Cutie ;3

this was so dumb

Front Bottoms activities

yeah im a woman in STEM

Sexy
Trannies
Enormous
peMis

need

Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia WASHINGTON—Facing mounting backlash from his MAGA base over his perceived ties to the Jeffrey Epstein case, President Donald Trump reportedly encouraged his supporters Monday to simply move on from so...

Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia

Every toilet seat should be elongated

Ur caught

we are so back

folk punk is one of my favorite genres

ope and oofta

RFK Jr. Starts National Registry Of Introverts Who Sometimes Get Social Anxiety WASHINGTON—Promising to use all of his power as health secretary to find a cure for the condition, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly directed the National Institutes of Health on Friday to create a registry of U.S. introverts who sometimes get social anxiety. “When I was younger, there were never people who liked to spend time […]

“When I was younger, there were never people who liked to spend time home alone by themselves, but now it’s a national epidemic,” said Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
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when you find out lemme know

Everyone should give tgirls a hug and 20$, we need it

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