Gwebulls

Introducing the fourth monkey: Smell No Evil

Gwebulls with golden star-shaped glitter freckles

✨ Glitter Gwebulls ✨

The handy thing about dying your hair is that you can rewear all your outfits and they'll look totally new and different 💅

Do animals have dominant legs the same way we do?

I'm out here in Japan saying "Wakarimashita" (I understand) then doing completely the wrong thing because I did not understand

Me after eating 3 burgers in one sitting

Why am I not a literal MODEL though

What if you went in for bottom surgery and woke up with two willies 😳🤯

I saw someone on the bus with pure white hair and I was like hell yeah that bleach-dye look rocks. Turns out it was an elderly woman. You know what? That hair still rocks, you go girl 💅

You're well within your rights to play your favourite song 10 times in a row. In fact, I encourage it if it brings you joy. But if it's Golden from KPop Demon Hunters you're going to prison.

You can talk to yourself in public without looking crazy if you just hold a phone up to your ear btw

Why would I Google things when it's so much easier to just make the answer up?

When I get an email at 1:26pm .... what are u doing, it is lubchtime

I think we should squid game politicians but the winner still gets squidded

Oh yeah I forgot to show my new hair to Bluesky 💅

I guess I'm cis + straight passing because now when I talk about my partner they assume I mean my husband 😭😭😭

Gwebulls dressed as Harley Quinn taking a mirror selfie

It's me but I'm dressed up 😊

A mirror selfie of Gwebulls wearing a dress that has the same pink/blue/white colours as in the trans flag

This whole look was pretty good though 💅

YouTube video by Gwebulls Gwebulls「In Brighton!」

I was in Brighton! Watch my adventures!

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Hot take: reversing into a parking space is significantly easier than driving in

At this stage I can hear it bubbling inside my head

At least I'm consistent

Good news: it was just hiding 😅

I lost my handbag ON PRIDE which I think is pretty homophobic. Fingers crossed I get it back eventually 😅

The newest season of Rick and Morty is actually solid so far

"to be cringe is to be free" -Gwebulls 2025

Do let me know if you ever see me pop up in a cringe complication though

A screenshot from Google Fit where 6/7 days in the last week have reached their fitness target, today being the only day that's missed the goal.

I'm back from holidays today so I get a pass 😅

I have a theory that way more guys have undiagnosed autism because their hyperfixation is sport and that’s deemed normal among men, so no one notices.

Funnily enough, the only people I’ve told this to who think it’s bullshit are my guy friends who are obsessed with sports…

Ohhh I thought Wes Streeting was a *place*

I'm in England and everyone has an English accent ??? I might throw up