Alex Leslie Author

Image of an hand towel with the words “Bless This Homo” embroidered on it.

Me whenever something in my life goes wrong:

Same as AI voice, get fucked. I'm saying this as a multilingual, long run language teacher, language acquisition specialist, avid reader, indie author... Stupid fakeass machines can't translate. They are shit. And so are you for offering this. Fuck off. Va te faire foutre! Baszodj meg!

Well, it seems all my recent tests have come back negative - which means my brain isn’t going to explode.

I couldn’t ask for anything better on a Friday 😀

Bugs is an icon 😜

I scatter commas all through my writing like a plague of dead apostrophes. And em dashes are fabulous. I won’t let AI spoil my writing fun 👍

The next week is filled with such fun things. Blood tests, lung tests, hormone tests and much more.

There’ll be more of my fluids in little test tubes than flowing around my body.

In other news, I bought a counterfeit Game Boy filled with retro games, so my procrastination continues unabated 👍

Nemesis is stalking me 😜🐈 #cats #catsky

You know what you did 😜

So many people I need to send this to…

I recommend either getting rid of the furniture or the foot. Possibly both. Also, an anti-curse spell wouldn’t hurt.

Someone once suggested that I, a homosexual, use public transport.

I nearly tripped and fell out of my gold sequin kaftan as I stormed out the post office in a cloud of indignant outrage.

I will not tolerate such blatant homophobia.

CHATGPT IS NOT A FUCKING SEARCH ENGINE

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I’ve been so looking forward to this audiobook! @chloearcher.bsky.social is a genius when it comes to funny, sexy, nerdy MM sci-fi romance 💕

Check out the Tentacular Tales series in both eBook and audio - you won’t regret it.

While my little road trip was fun, it sure is good to be home. The furry little monsters missed me so much. So did the cats… 😜

It’s been a long day of driving and sightseeing. I’m ready for a quiet night at the hotel before driving home in the morning.

This little break has been so much fun. I’ll have to do this more often 😀

Me too, weird shop mannequin, me too… 😳 #roadtrip

Scenes from the road, including the Australian Standing Stones Celtic Monument #roadtrip

Getting my Strawberry on! 😜🍓#strawberries #roadtrip

Bet that takes a bit of strumming 😜 #goldenguitar #tamworth #roadtrip

Overcast skies and country roads, but I’m having fun so far 😀

Today I’m going on a little road trip. I need some space and an excuse to test out my new car lol

I’ll be back in a few days. I might even post a few happy snaps along the way - stay tuned!

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.

Cinema has cancelled session due to unresolvable technical issues. Dora has already started so I’ve been given a refund and a voucher for a free muffin in the food court.

This whole mess has probably been more entertaining than the movie would have been lol

Due to audio problems, the cinema is “rebooting” the projector system after 20 minutes of previews with super loud music but no dialogue.

Beginning to wonder if Dora was the smarter choice.

It was either this or the Dora The Explorer movie. Anything to kill a few hours.

In other news, this is the first time I’ve been to the movies in almost two decades. Nothing has changed except the prices and how much of a pain in the bum it is to simply buy a ticket…

Due to a slight cockup with my car dash cam installers schedules, I have found myself stranded at a cinema in the middle of nowhere, about to watch a romantic comedy starring Margot Robbie and Colin Farrell.

Please send thoughts and prayers 😳

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A fuzzy white kitten rests its front paws on an arm holding a pen hovering over a list.

“Tuna?”
“Yes.”
“Catnip?”
“On the list.”
“What about-“
“Relax Alvin, I got this.”

A man, dressed in a sexy pumpkin outfit made of sexy pumpkins, posing sexily.

October: (begins)

Americans:

Agreed! If you want a job done properly, do it yourself 😜