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There will be zero thought to posting, there's no time for that. Impulse only.

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18.11.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1033    πŸ” 150    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 2

"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo

16.11.2025 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 8119    πŸ” 3043    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 34
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epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump

16.11.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 12887    πŸ” 2500    πŸ’¬ 797    πŸ“Œ 832
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an image of bill clinton with the text "donald trump sucked me off??"

an image of bill clinton with the text "donald trump sucked me off??"

15.11.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 7739    πŸ” 1314    πŸ’¬ 127    πŸ“Œ 34

unsure if it’s true, but i’m choosing to believe in that epstein email where he implied that trump gave bill clinton head

14.11.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3920    πŸ” 381    πŸ’¬ 137    πŸ“Œ 62

Pizzagate: If you replace the word β€œhot dog” with β€œlittle boy” and β€œpizza party” with β€œchild sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

12.11.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 27121    πŸ” 5584    πŸ’¬ 179    πŸ“Œ 112
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lmao

08.11.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1683    πŸ” 492    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 9
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i know it’s corny to make fun of trump and call him a cheeto but dear lord lol

08.11.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2473    πŸ” 145    πŸ’¬ 203    πŸ“Œ 69
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Andrew Coumo kissing a woman who does not particularly look involved in the situation herself

Andrew Coumo kissing a woman who does not particularly look involved in the situation herself

Woman covering her face with her hand at Cuomo party

Woman covering her face with her hand at Cuomo party

Man with his face in his hand at cuomo party

Man with his face in his hand at cuomo party

Woman holding NY hearts Cuomo branded campaign sign but it’s upside down

Woman holding NY hearts Cuomo branded campaign sign but it’s upside down

guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday πŸ’€

06.11.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 8799    πŸ” 1620    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion Remastered, of the player, in the distance, inside of a giant hollowed out tree trunk, lit by a torch they are carrying, standing in a neutral stance, ominously, in the distance, looking at the camera, wearing medieval crusader armor with a white tabard and bucket-style helmet. Some trees of the forest are visible, in the distance, slightly shrouded in fog, through a large crack in the tree trunk.

A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion Remastered, of the player, in the distance, inside of a giant hollowed out tree trunk, lit by a torch they are carrying, standing in a neutral stance, ominously, in the distance, looking at the camera, wearing medieval crusader armor with a white tabard and bucket-style helmet. Some trees of the forest are visible, in the distance, slightly shrouded in fog, through a large crack in the tree trunk.

Mother hath said 'twas my turn on the Xbox.
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion #OblivionRemastered #meme

05.11.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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05.11.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 552    πŸ” 210    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

turns out milking 9/11 for 25 years to justify insane bigotry doesn’t really work anymore

05.11.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3299    πŸ” 362    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 2

IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN

05.11.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1051    πŸ” 116    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 1
05.11.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 13476    πŸ” 4212    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 58
Put the pronouns back in the email

Put the pronouns back in the email

2026 Primary Woke Wave

05.11.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 18522    πŸ” 3711    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 76
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04.11.2025 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4997    πŸ” 1674    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 87

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

05.11.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 17815    πŸ” 3503    πŸ’¬ 125    πŸ“Œ 72

THE CHEQUE HAS COME DUE

05.11.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 540    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0
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Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one β€œGOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

05.11.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 13912    πŸ” 2286    πŸ’¬ 113    πŸ“Œ 353
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Breaking: The Darkness Returns WASHINGTONβ€”With deep unease and outright horror haunting millions of Americans as a great shroud enveloped the land, late-breaking reports confirmed Monday that the darkness had returned. Bystanders f...

Breaking: The Darkness Returns

03.11.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3010    πŸ” 651    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 75
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02.11.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 757    πŸ” 330    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4
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"WEEN HALLOWED" with small skeletons dancing around.

"WEEN HALLOWED" with small skeletons dancing around.

Great job, everyone, we did it again

01.11.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5658    πŸ” 2321    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 21
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Friday at last…

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