People talk about Taco Bell as if their food is some type of high-power laxative. I have never had any problems like this. I assume it is because the burritos can sense that I am pure of heart.
Beware the I woulda, I shoulda, I coulda of March, also known as the I'ds.
trump saw how much you guys loved Big Boat Stuck and tried to join in by doing All Boats Stuck and now suddenly its not funny anymore? make up your minds
I want a slate of procedurals as copaganda but for good
NTSB
NTSB: Los Angeles
IRS
USPS Postal Inspectors
The Secret Service’s Other Job
CPB
CPB: Tampa
SPORTS RELATED SCREAMING
why don’t they make the whole baseball season out of world baseball classic
Dracula (2026) bravely asks: “what if we taught gargoyles Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu”
Yes. Yes.
Maybe these Italian pitchers had *too* much espresso
I’m fine, just want getting a migraine infusion and now I will be crawling back in to bed
Bolsonaro is just like me (spending his Saturday in the hospital )
nothing could have prepared me for scrolling past posts from the fashion reddits where young people are asking where to find specific items and the answer is "my closet in 2004"
Sorry the footage of you answering for your crimes at the Department of Publicly Doing Crimes is hurting your reputation
meanwhile if you get busted for drugs the police put your entire life up on their Facebook page
I don't see any reason why government officials should be protected from reputational damage for their actions while working in an official capacity.
Does the Canada coach just Just For Men his weird mustache?
Bobby Witt Jr. should come be a dodger so I can watch him play shortstop in person.
This is a reasonable request.
Love Korea’s 42 year old pitcher
Sorry, sorry, it’s just my Crocs, I know I’m not supposed to wear them to the airport sorry.
These are the moments that make life worth living!!
The pattern on the grass I’m unwell.
@cfilios.bsky.social news you could use
My "Not dating my AI chatbot" statement has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my statement.
His stylist needs to get on the Double Dutch bus and drive it into the Thames
I know some real reporters follow me. I would love it if someone, ANYONE, would ask an NFL official (even on background!) how this is all OK in the eyes of the league.
If anyone shows me one more Barry Keoghan photo with his fuck ass Dorothy Zbornak haircut I’m going to come unglued
Me, October - November
In two weeks? It's baseball season?
And in your Heathers hat??? I’m unwell.
