Orcatelli

monarda didyma, chomped to the ground by a rabbit, now thinking its ok to bloom even though its only like three inches tall, the insolent little shit

i have caged in the flowers after this springs rabbit plague and heres the only beebalm with any will to live: puny and pathetic with a shit-ass bloom. thankfully for next season i have killed and eaten all the nearby rabbits, weird face tentacles and all

a little bee sippin n slurpin on some yellow goldenrod, thusly named because the blooms are golden, but also the bee is yellow, this is like alliteration but with colors

nothing says ‘its fall yall’ like bees buzzin around on your goldenrod while the strawberry bushes you planted nearby just absolutely fuck off right back into the waterlogged clay into which you placed them

Got my big individual named Finny Orcatelli.

He’s a local waterfront businessman during the daytime, trying not to let the usual trudges of work stress him the fuck out too much.

While at night he becomes The Killer Whale. A professional wrestler where he can let out his aggression in the ring

a bottlebrush buckeye and its in bloom. thank god no rabbits have tried to eat this thing because they ate all my other flowers im still mad about it.

a butterfly or a moth on the buckeye flowers, i don’t know which one it is and guess what im not gonna look it up im just gonna hold onto the memories of it fluttering about and having a great time

look at this handsome son of a bitch, the bottlebrush buckeye. you get a fork and knife and eat this whole thing and itll kill you to death. also, a lil skipper. enjoy.

Still from the AEW Grandslam Mexico Dynamite showing Jon Moxley half way in and out of the ring being stared down by Will Hobbs, Samoa Joe, Hangman Page and Will Ospreay. Moxley is labeled "Me" Hobbs is labeled "Anxiety" Samoa Joe is labeled "Samoa Joe" Page is labeled "Depression" and Ospreay is labeled "ADHD"

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Gotta love how alcohol brewing in monasteries is a thing. Makes this images like that all the better knowing there’s some nuns out there actually having a pint.

happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?

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Hangman Page is going to do WHAT to Kyle Fletcher

😂😂😂

proud little fern of an unknown type, showing off after laying around and not doing shit all winter

well well well look who it is, the lazy ass ferns that just laid browned and flaccid on the ground all winter wanna get all high and mighty now that its a little warmer outside. i wont forget your true nature now that youre standing erect you little shits

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Work in the office by the day, come to life in the ring at night

LETS GOOOO I MADE IT ON THE NICE LIST. Also you’re such a sweetheart wtf you deserve all the nice things too! Lub Kiwi.

I HATE coming to the District of Columbia

I’m 3 away from 50 followers on here. That’s wild to me.

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i give you a (sassy) fox girl for Christmas

Name's Orca (original I know).

An Orca office worker who's just trying to make it day-by-day on a salary-man's pay without having the weight of stress press down on me too much. Basically, I'm just trying my best out here.

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Repost this if Trans people should have Samus Arm Cannons (below, a diverse collection of implicitly trans people wielding trans pride flags and also huge scifi arm cannons)

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The character Turbo Granny in her maneki-neko doll form. She is in three different poses - sitting down while eating, standing straight, and lying down with her legs crossed.

turbo granny 🐱