𝘌𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘙𝘦𝘥𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘵

why do like 90% of aliens on star trek have some fucked up penis or vagina somewhere on their face

Jonesy squinted, undeterred by his menacing demeanour at this point.

"Perhaps...
I'm still the better pilot, so noodle on that one, sweetie."

With a crooked smile she crossed her arms.
She did not take his teasing personally, but she sure as hell would not let it sit like that...

She gave him a semi-salty snicker.

"Might be your profession, but to me you're also my shipmate, which means that I care about you."

She mimicked his gesture of placing one hand on his forehead.
"...Still no brain in there it seems..." She teasingly spoke before booping his non-existent nose.

11/10/2025 Jean-Luc Picard @SpaceDadSupport Incoming Transmission... Never allow anyone to tell you that you are unkind simply because you decry injustice. Activism against injustice is a kindness towards victims both past and present, and hopefully reduces future ones.

Never allow anyone to tell you that you are unkind simply because you decry injustice. Activism against injustice is a kindness towards victims both past and present, and hopefully reduces future ones.

She slowly - almost with visible disappointment - peeled off him and gave him a crooked smile.

"Now malfunctioning - I'm just happy you're here!"

She gives @kaylonunit420.bsky.social a welcoming hug co-pilot.
❤️❤️

|| Awesome!!!
💜💜

|| Should you decide to make a designated profile for him, I can add him to the Orville list :)

|| Ans he isn't even done customising his ball yet! ^^

Xi and Borealis hanging out, musing about the mysteries of the universe in their usual sensually charged manner.
❤️💜

|| Which timeline yields the most blatantly average and unassuming Tholians? XD

"How about Pizza with Chips and Gravey?
Why even decide? The galaxy is our oyster!"

|| How would an average Tholian react to that though?
WOULD they go and weave?

ALIEN IDICTOBER ✨🖖 3 / Tholian

antifa tholian 🔥

#spongyart #startrek #alienidictober

// still a very work in progress idea, but I'm toying with the idea for a character who is a Therapist for the Guardians and the Vanguard. Let's be real, they've all seen and done some intense shit and it might be nice to have someone (unbiased) to talk to about it.
#Destiny #Destiny2 #DestinyRP

--->
She gave the other a little smirk.

"I'm from a time period where many of the things we take for granted today were still new and alien.
Space exploration was wild and unregulated back then.
Time travel puts things into perspective...
In the end the universe turns out alright I think..."

She remained silent for a moment, processing his words and giving him a slow, acknowledging nod before proceeding to answer his question.

"...Probably a lot less traumatic in comparison...
My family was all over the place and I got to travel early on...
Always liked freedom and nebulae..."
--->

"Alright.
I'll bite.
What are the hardships?"

Xi's smirked turned into a wide, welcoming (although goofy) smile.

"No one is ever /unwelcome/ on my watch!
I'm happy to meet new peers actually.
What's your name?"

"This is a VIP dark corner...

...And you do not radiate like the Reman ambassador..."

Almost with a hint of disappointment she lets the lube bottle roll back into her desk drawer.

"Would you like to vibe with us?
We have booze, shrooms and the hottest Delta Quadrant gossip!"

tweet from @girlziplocked: Guys, it’s not that hard to impress a woman. Just start a union. Be the guy who unionized his workplace. It’s a huge turn on. Women love it. image of cartoonized rom and leeta from lower decks with live action quark’s bar in the background

"No worries.
No threats from us!
We're actually cooler than that.
Borealis is happy you like his rizz though!
He says he worked 72 years on accumulating the right gear and décor!"

"That's the wonderful thing: There is no fix process, no protocol.
We vibe, we speak, we plot as our needs reveal themself to us!"

Being kind is punk rock. 🤘

A shot of the Orville from the left front traveling at quantum speed.

This series (especially Season 3) is phenomenal.

#TheOrville #SciFi

Using ChatGPT

*Plotting with synesthetic underlayers*

"It's probably meant as an anniversary. People really love those...
...Although the 'I survived another rotation' kinda hits the spot for me.

...You remember when you were manufactured?
What were your early days like?
You had something resembling a learning phase? Like a childhood?"