cheworleans - Bluesky Statics

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11.02.2026 02:38 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Footprints in the Sand 👣

11.02.2026 02:35 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If your hair looks great in the woods and a tree falls, but no one sees it, did your hair even look great?

08.02.2026 02:58 — 👍 1148 🔁 31 💬 26 📌 0

Go to bed, bitch. 😴

06.02.2026 03:04 — 👍 1179 🔁 95 💬 21 📌 0

Yes.

22.12.2025 02:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Really happy for you guys!

19.12.2025 00:47 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Horny for love.

19.12.2025 00:46 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

It’s really good.

02.12.2025 03:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Shoutout to quiet, foggy mornings.

16.11.2025 17:20 — 👍 114 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

No, I literally can’t. I’ve been making it for so many years and I just follow my heart. Thanks, though.

11.11.2025 00:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I lived it: It got cold and I just blacked out. When I came to, the rice cooker was going off and the gumbo was ready.

11.11.2025 00:32 — 👍 91 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0

YouTube video by Victor Jones - Topic Shoulder Song

08.11.2025 18:08 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Teabagging is essential.

04.11.2025 23:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s been so long I think I forgot how to do this. Up and down, right? Is that it? Spot me.

04.11.2025 22:50 — 👍 1436 🔁 53 💬 18 📌 0

sunday slip

02.11.2025 23:07 — 👍 1984 🔁 107 💬 31 📌 2

That was the idea. ;)

31.10.2025 21:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not dressing up this year, but I did dress up THIS year and felt pretty good about it. Normalize wearing molded, plastic torsos year round. Happy Halloween, y’all.

31.10.2025 21:01 — 👍 467 🔁 13 💬 6 📌 0

Who is that man I see staring straight back at me?

30.10.2025 17:17 — 👍 560 🔁 13 💬 10 📌 0

YouTube video by Lily Allen Lily Allen - Pussy Palace (Visualiser)

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27.10.2025 17:18 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🗣️ Leak the full the exchange!

24.10.2025 12:08 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

photosynthesizing

23.10.2025 20:30 — 👍 765 🔁 18 💬 5 📌 0

Hair is entering push-back territory. Watch this space.

11.10.2025 20:25 — 👍 1020 🔁 37 💬 12 📌 0

Proud of my spooky boys. 🎃

10.10.2025 00:24 — 👍 133 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

🧌fe fi fo fum…
onto these tiddies,
let’s get some sun🌞

30.09.2025 16:55 — 👍 1928 🔁 139 💬 31 📌 11

Nothing to see here. Just keeping the lights on at my local rotisserie chicken establishment and reaping the benefits. 🍗

27.09.2025 04:25 — 👍 101 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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24.09.2025 15:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Went to Fat Bear Week and everyone knew you.” -cunty little park ranger

23.09.2025 22:38 — 👍 84 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

“Black-And-White Things” was a Connections group today.

23.09.2025 00:30 — 👍 771 🔁 47 💬 13 📌 2

“One ticket, please!” 🎟️

22.09.2025 16:14 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Exactly what I mean.

18.09.2025 15:52 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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