The 3 S’s: sun and socks with sandals ☀️😎✌️
05.03.2026 21:53 — 👍 497 🔁 15 💬 10 📌 0
The 3 S’s: sun and socks with sandals ☀️😎✌️
05.03.2026 21:53 — 👍 497 🔁 15 💬 10 📌 0🙃
11.02.2026 02:38 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Footprints in the Sand 👣
11.02.2026 02:35 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
If your hair looks great in the woods and a tree falls, but no one sees it, did your hair even look great?
08.02.2026 02:58 — 👍 1193 🔁 31 💬 26 📌 0
Go to bed, bitch. 😴
06.02.2026 03:04 — 👍 1251 🔁 97 💬 24 📌 0Yes.
22.12.2025 02:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Really happy for you guys! 
19.12.2025 00:47 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Horny for love.
19.12.2025 00:46 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0It’s really good.
02.12.2025 03:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Shoutout to quiet, foggy mornings.
16.11.2025 17:20 — 👍 115 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0No, I literally can’t. I’ve been making it for so many years and I just follow my heart. Thanks, though.
11.11.2025 00:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I lived it: It got cold and I just blacked out. When I came to, the rice cooker was going off and the gumbo was ready.
11.11.2025 00:32 — 👍 92 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0
Teabagging is essential.
04.11.2025 23:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It’s been so long I think I forgot how to do this. Up and down, right? Is that it? Spot me.
04.11.2025 22:50 — 👍 1449 🔁 51 💬 18 📌 0
sunday slip
02.11.2025 23:07 — 👍 2005 🔁 108 💬 31 📌 2That was the idea. ;)
31.10.2025 21:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Not dressing up this year, but I did dress up THIS year and felt pretty good about it. Normalize wearing molded, plastic torsos year round. Happy Halloween, y’all.
31.10.2025 21:01 — 👍 470 🔁 13 💬 6 📌 0
Who is that man I see staring straight back at me?
30.10.2025 17:17 — 👍 563 🔁 13 💬 10 📌 0
😮💨
27.10.2025 17:18 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🗣️ Leak the full the exchange!
24.10.2025 12:08 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
photosynthesizing
23.10.2025 20:30 — 👍 771 🔁 18 💬 5 📌 0
Hair is entering push-back territory. Watch this space.
11.10.2025 20:25 — 👍 1029 🔁 36 💬 12 📌 0Proud of my spooky boys. 🎃
10.10.2025 00:24 — 👍 133 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0
🧌fe fi fo fum…
onto these tiddies,
let’s get some sun🌞
Nothing to see here. Just keeping the lights on at my local rotisserie chicken establishment and reaping the benefits. 🍗
27.09.2025 04:25 — 👍 102 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0😮💨
24.09.2025 15:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Went to Fat Bear Week and everyone knew you.” -cunty little park ranger
23.09.2025 22:38 — 👍 84 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
“Black-And-White Things” was a Connections group today.
23.09.2025 00:30 — 👍 781 🔁 46 💬 13 📌 2“One ticket, please!” 🎟️
22.09.2025 16:14 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
