the dubious maya

gettin my prostate played w on the schaumburg trolley

sitting inside, heard a loud car, yelled "Shut the fuck up", heard crash, went outside, they hit a fuckin light pole 😭

umamusume but they're planes

hello my beautiful girlfriend :-)

eri holding a copy of MARROW in its lap while it sits in a car.

a big box full of 75 copies of Marrow.

they just hand u ur books in a box and say "have a good weekend" when you publish ur first book so uh. hey.

I have a book now

a woman in a fallout costume is smiling and says " oky dokey " ALT: a woman in a fallout costume is smiling and says " oky dokey "

can do :-)

just keep trying we just have to keep trying right it’ll happen if we keep trying

what about the juni issue 👉👈 I've been trying to stay on topic and respectful with all of my questions but it's been almost a year and I still haven't gotten a response from anyone at bluesky telling me how or what in the ToS I broke with my bot last year that would've caused me to get permabanned..

autism be damned, this dog can cook!

picture of juni wearing a tan t shirt with red mushrooms and black shorts shorts also with red mushrooms. she's giving a thumbs up and standing in front of a big sign that says "rated best sub in illinois!"

better luck next time, other subs! I'm the best in the state!

pussy tighter than a Trader Joe’s parking lot

nothing better than kicking some little trans mascs asses with our girly pink chalk 💪

lined up on a metal bar shelf are a piece of pink pool chalk, an orange juice cocktail, a whiskey coke, and another piece of pink pool chalk

hers and hers <3

mirror selfie of juni wearing a white crop top with black text on the front that says "I'm glad he's dead" overplayed in the bottom right corner is a cutout picture of juni from the back showing the back of the white crop top that says "rest in piss, loser" 👕

haven't made a new shirt in a while...

when humans are gone ... when animals and bugs and trees are gone ... only swag will remain

picture of juni in a garden near a house wearing a dress. shes holding up multiple small hot peppers and a sweet green pepper.

catch of the day !

the cover of eri's first chapbook, Marrow. it shows a collage making up a meat-colored deer stop various text cut-outs.

big gear shift, I'm thrilled to announce the pending release of my first chapbook of poetry! it's called Marrow and it is releasing on October 3rd.

Pre-orders to come soon.

trans people deserve free tickets on trans-continental and inter-continental high speed rail.

silhouette of juni on a big rooftop balcony in a swimsuit with gorgeous clouds and the sun shining bright behind her

puppyglow 🐶☀️

every time I see a car with one of those “sorry! I’m overstimulated!” Bumper stickers, all I can think is, bitch, I’m gonna take away your license

gate attendant at the morton arboretum told me flags were half mast for kirk. she didn’t really like it when I asked why and said he was just some guy. interaction could have come straight from a sitcom the way that silence hung in the air

pic of the pantone swatch for peach pearl (14-1419 TPG)

today's offering :

HOLY SHIT HE FUCKIN DIED

letting cis women microdose transmisogyny by getting scared and jumping a little bit when I turn around and see them walking close behind me on the sidewalk

picture of maya in the right bottom half of the frame, brown hair with some pink on the ends, with a baseball cap and a hoodie with butterflies, she's fishing in a lake. there's an American Airlines plane coming in to land in the sky behind her

@meatcvnt.bsky.social and I went to a lake super close to the airport so we also got to do some plane spotting while we fished!! 🥹🥰

picture of juni in black jeans with white butterflies on them and a white shirt with red text that says "bottoms and tops we all hate cops" shes standing next to a lake holding up a small Largemouth Bass

puppy caught fish !

reading "Gazing Down On Half Dome From The Window Of An Airbus A320 At 34,000 ft." at @tuesdayfunk.bsky.social

hey Chicago if you wanna grab copies of my zines this weekend, they will be on sale at Renegade Arts craft fest in Wicker Park with Gloworm Co! @meatcvnt.bsky.social will also have copies of Bird's Eye View for sale there too!!

fighting lactose intolerance by having a girlfriend that makes me a lot of pasta with cream and cheese