Cue the "Born to Be Wild" music.
I ended the week as a true Badass.
I went OUT the IN door at Walmart!
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Forget talking to strangers. Try improv comedy with them.
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How do you explain to dogs and cats about how they should "spring forward" for Daylight Savings Time?
Hail possible tonight. And the apartment house parking lot has no garages or roofs.
Therefore, my car might look like a golf ball with wheels in the morning, if the hailstorm goes wild.
I asked ChatGPT what my car might look like after a pounding.
Three true stories about about a neurodivergent kitchen klutz.
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Three true stories about about a neurodivergent kitchen klutz.
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I don't understand TV weathermen. Just looked out the window. "Snow showers." If snow gets wet, won't he melt? And isn't all snow WET to begin with?
(This is what ChatGPT and I thought of upon hearing the term.)
You captured my memory perfectly, Gummy!
Granger always reminded me of Stretch Armstrong's grandpa.
RIP, Wayne Granger
"I used to get a haircut every Saturday so I would never miss any of the comic books.
" I had practically no hair when I was a kid!"
-- R. L. Stine, "Goosebumps" author
TGIF
Thank
Goodness
I'm
FREE!
Please, check out my newest Substack essay. If anyone could know I was up to something, it would be HER. Enjoy a calorie-free tale that happened to ME!
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And who sponsors his podcast?
I'd nominate those cardboard pine tree-shaped car deodorizers!
But no dog in the window?
Slobber. Drool!
New flavor alert!!!
Don't you wish Bluesky included scratch-n-sniff images?
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Please do, G.A. No one draws it like YOU!
Good luck to you all.
I couldn't have made my last move without my beloved cat.
Obra (de arte)
Wow, Scott. This is a work of art.
Definitivamente
Be your own Valentine tomorrow.
How?
Half-price chocolate and flowers!
Want to know what it feels like to be a ghost?
Just walk the aisles of any store during The Big Game.
So much money spent on Super Bowl commercials.
I don't remember a single commercial from last year's game.
Do you?
I opened the window after lunch. Sunny, 46 degrees.
My cat sits by the screen, sniffs and sighs.
"Ah, yes!" she coos. "I smell spring. It's not that far away!"
I can taste the cuteness when eating MINI chocolate chips!
Groundhog, schmoundhog...
All I know is that I have to pay my rent today before I see the LANDLORD's shadow!
Happy Feb-ROO-ary.
Walt said it!
Who remembers this 1974 episode?
Please, love them NOW.
Yes, feeding and cleaning up after a pet can be tiring. They don't always time their needs when we aren't busy.
But they don't last forever. They are here for you now.
Appreciate the blessing while it's here.
Beautiful. Don't delete. Please.
My 89-year-old mom is fading each day with Alzheimer's. I loved thinking about the things she tried to make for me in her better days. Thank you for taking me back.
Feeling maternal, might delete later.
👑 A handmade birthday card for my one and only. Made with nib pens and my medium of the moment, Derwent Inktense pencils.
Close your eyes tonight. Whisper her name.
The love hasn't left. You'll feel it.
