Capt. Spastic

Been sharing the full YouTube video everywhere I can.

Rest in peace Reverend Jackson. You fought the good fight.

Epstein survivor tells CBS News how she was trafficked, and assaulted Juliette Bryant says not long after meeting Jeffrey Epstein, he assaulted her, and she realized, "this is not a modeling opportunity, I've been kidnapped."

“As the airplane took off, Epstein started touching me forcibly in between my legs, and I freaked out. I realized, this is not a modeling opportunity, I've been kidnapped. They whisked me away to the island. I was stuck there. They never arranged any modeling opportunities, I was completely conned."

I'm just gonna leave this right here...

Sometimes, ya just need a trombone:

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It's a Halloween FRIIIIIIDAY!!! Please be extra careful at ghost & monster crossings tonight. Happy Halloween everyone! @jardincarona

It's a scary FRIIIIIIDAY, before the spookiest night of the year. We have a Halloween on the day this year! 👻☠️🎃 @jardincarona

Don't look now, but the tequila ghosts are here this SPOOOOKY FRIIIIIIDAY! Have a great weekend everyone! @jardincarona

Who was Robert Eugene Brashers? | What we know about the man law enforcement sources say committed the Yogurt Shop Murders Brashers, who died in 1999, was a serial killer whose DNA has been connected to numerous crimes across the U.S., including the 1991 quadruple murder in Austin.

Robert Eugene Brashers has been identified as the man who killed 13-year-old Amy Ayers, 15-year-old Sarah Harbison, 17-year-old Eliza Thomas and 17-year-old Jennifer Harbison at a North Austin yogurt shop in December 1991.

It's the last FRIIIIIIDAY of September! Fall is here, so have a great autumnal weekend! @jardincarona

It's a ramping up for Halloween 🎃 FRIIIIIIDAY! Have a spookily great weekend everyone!

It's an autumnal FRIIIIIIDAY!!! Have a great weekend everyone! @jardincarona

It's an autumnal FRIIIIIIDAY! my favorite holiday is right around the corner! Have a BOO-tiful weekend everyone! @jardincarona

It's an early fall, allergy ridden FRIIIIIIDAY! If I see you & don't say anything, it's because I can't talk right now. @jardincarona

It's a dog days of summer FRIIIIIIDAY! Perfect time for a perfect frozen margarita! Salut everyone! @jardincarona

It's a DAMN hot FRIIIIIIDAY!!! No better time for a great frozen margarita! @jardincarona

It's a first August FRIIIIIIDAY! and it's a hot one! Stay cool with a tasty frozen beverage. They have those here! @jardincarona

It's a mid-summer FRIIIIIIDAY! and that's good enough reason for a delicious margarita! Have a great weekend everyone!
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It's a low key FRIIIIIIDAY!!! (for now anyway!). Post 4th, and Pre-One of The Greatest Occasions to Celebrate: MY BIRTHDAY! 🤣 @jardimcarona

It's the last June FRIIIIIIDAY!!!! Have a great weekend everyone and stay cool with nice frozen margarita! @jardincarona

It's a full on summer FRIIIIIIDAY! Grab a cold margarita or a cold beer and have a great weekend! @jardincarona

It's a damn hot FRIIIIIIDAY! & it's only June 6th! Have a great weekend everyone!

It's a 1 year old birthday party FRIIIIIIDAY! weekend. Everyone have a celebratory drink for my little man! @jardincarona

It's an Eeyore's Birthday FRIIIIIIDAY! Come join the celebration tomorrow at Pease Park! Have a great weekend everyone! @jardincarona

Happy 420 everyone!

Be baked & chillax

It's a good, Good FRIIIIIIDAY! Don't shoot any bunnies! @jardincarona

It's a pre-tax day FRIIIIIIDAY! Have a great weekend everyone, and say NOTHING about the account in the Caymans! @jardincarona

All in all, it's a really fucked up FRIIIIIIDAY! But still try and have a great weekend everyone. @jardincarona