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I knew you'd be surprised! I apologize in advance.
It's a Halloween FRIIIIIIDAY!!! Please be extra careful at ghost & monster crossings tonight. Happy Halloween everyone! @jardincarona
31.10.2025 22:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's a scary FRIIIIIIDAY, before the spookiest night of the year. We have a Halloween on the day this year! 👻☠️🎃 @jardincarona
24.10.2025 22:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Don't look now, but the tequila ghosts are here this SPOOOOKY FRIIIIIIDAY! Have a great weekend everyone! @jardincarona
10.10.2025 22:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Robert Eugene Brashers has been identified as the man who killed 13-year-old Amy Ayers, 15-year-old Sarah Harbison, 17-year-old Eliza Thomas and 17-year-old Jennifer Harbison at a North Austin yogurt shop in December 1991.
26.09.2025 22:50 — 👍 20 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 7
It's the last FRIIIIIIDAY of September! Fall is here, so have a great autumnal weekend! @jardincarona
27.09.2025 02:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's a ramping up for Halloween 🎃 FRIIIIIIDAY! Have a spookily great weekend everyone!
20.09.2025 02:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's an autumnal FRIIIIIIDAY!!! Have a great weekend everyone! @jardincarona
12.09.2025 22:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's an autumnal FRIIIIIIDAY! my favorite holiday is right around the corner! Have a BOO-tiful weekend everyone! @jardincarona
06.09.2025 02:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's an early fall, allergy ridden FRIIIIIIDAY! If I see you & don't say anything, it's because I can't talk right now. @jardincarona
29.08.2025 22:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's a dog days of summer FRIIIIIIDAY! Perfect time for a perfect frozen margarita! Salut everyone! @jardincarona
22.08.2025 21:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's a DAMN hot FRIIIIIIDAY!!! No better time for a great frozen margarita! @jardincarona
15.08.2025 23:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's a first August FRIIIIIIDAY! and it's a hot one! Stay cool with a tasty frozen beverage. They have those here! @jardincarona
01.08.2025 22:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's a mid-summer FRIIIIIIDAY! and that's good enough reason for a delicious margarita! Have a great weekend everyone!
@jardincarona
It's a low key FRIIIIIIDAY!!! (for now anyway!). Post 4th, and Pre-One of The Greatest Occasions to Celebrate: MY BIRTHDAY! 🤣 @jardimcarona
11.07.2025 22:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's the last June FRIIIIIIDAY!!!! Have a great weekend everyone and stay cool with nice frozen margarita! @jardincarona
27.06.2025 22:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's a full on summer FRIIIIIIDAY! Grab a cold margarita or a cold beer and have a great weekend! @jardincarona
13.06.2025 22:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's a damn hot FRIIIIIIDAY! & it's only June 6th! Have a great weekend everyone!
06.06.2025 22:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's a 1 year old birthday party FRIIIIIIDAY! weekend. Everyone have a celebratory drink for my little man! @jardincarona
16.05.2025 21:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's an Eeyore's Birthday FRIIIIIIDAY! Come join the celebration tomorrow at Pease Park! Have a great weekend everyone! @jardincarona
25.04.2025 21:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Happy 420 everyone!
Be baked & chillax
It's a good, Good FRIIIIIIDAY! Don't shoot any bunnies! @jardincarona
18.04.2025 21:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's a pre-tax day FRIIIIIIDAY! Have a great weekend everyone, and say NOTHING about the account in the Caymans! @jardincarona
11.04.2025 22:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
All in all, it's a really fucked up FRIIIIIIDAY! But still try and have a great weekend everyone. @jardincarona
04.04.2025 21:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The last FRIIIIIIDAY of March. Drink up & have a great weekend! @jardincarona
28.03.2025 22:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's a Spring Break FRIIIIIIDAY!!!!! Have a great weekend everyone! @jardincarona
21.03.2025 22:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not sure why, but BS is being bullshit today and won't let me post!!!
21.03.2025 22:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Are you smarter than a 5th grader
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It's St. Paddy's FRIIIIIIDAY weekend! May the luck of the Irish be with you throughout the year. Happy St. Patrick's Day all! @jardincorona
14.03.2025 22:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"You're colder than an ice cube stuck up a polar bear's asshole"
I almost couldn't stop laughing! 🤣🤣🤣
One of the funniest things I've ever heard
#therightousgemstones
