Judge John Hodgman

“Should we alter the screengrab so it looks like 38 million exacty?”
“Or we could present unaltered news on social media on principle.”

The Naked Gun reboot, like its predecessors, is a very dumb movie. In the best way possible. The spoof stars Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson. It's directed by our guest this week Akiva Schaffer.… Akiva Schaffer didn’t want to direct Naked Gun at first - Bullseye with Jesse Thorn

There’s probably nobody better to direct and write a movie like "The Naked Gun" than Akiva Schaffer. He's a member of comedy trio The Lonely Island. He talks about why he was hesitant to reboot the spoof franchise. buff.ly/8wIT7DH

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Thought of this at the doctor’s office

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Gordon was the only one who could scratch our ribs

YouTube video by Judge John Hodgman J-Squad Expansion - July Docket Clearing

Have you listened to our most recent docket clearing with Janet Varney? Well, if you WATCH, she reveals her dog in taped glasses and ascot. Just sayin. youtu.be/1Q4f79MfKbE?...

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… and now, it’s time for your exam. We hope you took notes!

Ain’t no rule says a dog can’t play basketball. Also, sadly, these days there are no “rules” in general.

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How to Have Your Day in Court | Maximum Fun Have your pressing issues decided by Famous Minor Television Personality John Hodgman, Certified Fake Internet Judge. If you have a dispute with friends, family, co-workers, lovers, roommates…

Friend of the show Chuck Bryant will soon be stopping by to judge it up- if you don't know the seminal podcast he co-hosts, Stuff You Should Know, you should treat your ears! He knows Atlanta, Camping, and more!

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How to Have Your Day in Court | Maximum Fun Have your pressing issues decided by Famous Minor Television Personality John Hodgman, Certified Fake Internet Judge. If you have a dispute with friends, family, co-workers, lovers, roommates…

Worried we only sometimes want hot dog cases? Fear not, we are FULLY ENCASED! Got beef about toppings, presentation, or preparation?

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Ideal, tbh

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I like supporting companies that profit share. And are silly. Fortunately, I keep finding more.

Who knows? You may even attend one of the select celebrations attended by Vampire Jane Austen and be invited to become one of her thralls

Maybe the real tollbooth operators are the friends we made along the way (by asking for kung pao chicken)

via listener u/CousinMonotreme on Reddit— Kevin from case 265, Dad Nauseum, appears to be taking his verdict seriously and focusing on tollbooth operators as his joke recipients.

Also, we saw Tomato Jam open for the California Raisins

Unfortunately, the court has an expert witness who can confirm Pepto can congeal. Also putting it in your nog does not make it a sauce.

We will put it on some nuggies and let you know how it goes tho

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the social media manager is a veg who prefers fried tofu and therefore cannot speak for the omnivorous court on this matter

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Our heartfelt condolences to all who CHOOSE this as their favorite sauce

maybe it should for “inherent delight” purposes, but pure liquids are dicey

Spoiler: this is also the sauce that gets the big recc on Mayo It Please The Court!

if it is coconut milk curry we accept the bribe

Since listeners are still eager to talk about our recent case Mayo It Please The Court: what sauce do you believe is most neglected by the populace?

Bonus points if it would go well with those Impossible nuggets you can get at AMC theater concessions now. 🥫

Everyone deserves a sauce vault in their homes!