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Album cover for 'Luther' featuring the name in shiny, metallic Gothic-style lettering at the top, with a spotlight shining on an empty wooden stage against a dark background with faint red curtains

The first Luther Vandross album cover really does look like a heavy metal album

Making shared decisions with someone who only halfway believes in refrigeration is exhausting.

It’s always a geriatrician doing some bullshit in a Toyota Avalon.

The Kid went back to school today.

Me: how was your first day? How do you like your teacher?

The Kid: It was cool. My teacher didn’t show up. Using PTO already.

I swear this 8 year old is a judgy ass 72 year old woman.

Decoder Ring: The Great Parmesan Cheese Debate Podcast Episode · Slow Burn · 07/26/2023 · 44m

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😭 Aye man. There was a really good article or podcast about traditional Italian cheese making and how Wisconsin production might be the closest to the OG process.

I feel like this will be a turning point in your grilling journey.

This feels like a closely guarded Italian secret that we’re not supposed to know.

“Go Martial Law!” and not to be talking Tekken is actually unhinged

You need a Sequoia just for you.

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The women are absolutely right about this naming conversation.

Until they are not.

I gotta teach my kid how to navigate this world, and if I’m being honest, I have no idea how to navigate it myself.

If you have a car gas it up 🙏🏾

DC is FORTY-ONE PERCENT Black.

Do you understand?

This is not some funny abstract discourse for people whose zip codes are 20001 - 20599. We’re expected to carry on under military occupation. Will there be checkpoints if I try to leave…like????

Me on June 21st:

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First day of preschool. Might die.

3 with 4s on that look like size a 6. Too clean. Gonna have to let him drive the lambo to HS at this rate.

You right.

Luda didn't get the respect he deserved cause ppl thought you had to have sold dope to my musical poetry. It's stupid as shit. Most of the trap rappers should have never stepped foot in the booth based on skill alone

I know that gentleman is a dickhead now. But that album made me fall in love with rap. Haven’t listened in a long time though.

Introduce Yourself with 4 Albums

This is heartbreaking.

Lemme eat before it get too late and I get heartburn cuz I’m old

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I MIGHT SELL A BRICK ON MY BIRTHDAY 36 YEARS OF DOING DIRT LIKE IT’S EARTH DAY

Makes it elite. That's all I know.

Patient said “Let’s be clear, I may be crazy but I ain’t stupid. I know pretty.” IKTR 😂

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Top 3 tweet ever. Seven words. Hilarious. High art.

“Fleet water too hot. Almost made chitlins.”