Pretend that circumstances were completely different. Just imagine it and ignore reality.
Melania Trump glazes herself: "As a visionary, I know success is not born overnight. Often alone at the top, I follow my passion, listen to my instinct, and always maintain a laser focus."
If I had to pick the worst/least appropriate person to host an event for Women’s history, it would probably be the guy who was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein.
And only because Jeffrey isn’t available.
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this UFO Sticker. You know things have been rough because we've collectively gone from "I hope aliens are peaceful" to "Aliens can literally blow up the planet and I won't care."
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the way it seems right now, irans goal is to destroy our economy and our goal is to provide footage for dank memes the administration can post so edgelords will think theyre cool
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For comparison's sake, the entire National Park Service costs $3 billion - a year.
And federal funding
Congrats on your new PR position. I can’t even laugh because this seems so fucking plausible
I can’t “like” this for obvs reasons but I’m glad you have access to a clinic that understands 🫂
Sister too and apparently could be more than just one of his kids?
Literally had this happen today! “Have you been feeling especially depressed in the last few months?” Um yeah. I’m a sentient creature that reads the news, I’m completely despondent
I know this isn’t true because if we were at a heightened threat for a terror attack, Ted would be in Cancun right now
The sweet sweet irony lol
I love this AND I needed to “hear” it; thank you!!
I’ll be honest, there was a while when I was concerned that some of my gestures might come off as hollow virtue signaling.
Then the 2024 election happened, and I quickly put up rainbow flag and immigrants welcome signs on my office.
Signal virtue. Signal that you care about people. It matters.
Our entire government is run by children
Damn
It’s devastating. I do not know how people are just going about their day to day lives when we have unleashed this horror upon the world. It’s unconscionable
Grown men, big strong men, have approached me with tears streaming down their faces, aghast at our dear leader’s sudden inexplicable loss of discipline
NEW: A recently developed Defense Department program was meant to reduce civilian harm during military operations.
But months before the Iran war, the mission was dissolved as Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth made “lethality” a top priority.
By @hannahallam.bsky.social
Defense Dept under Pete Hegseth just spent more than $93 billion. Included: $2 million on Alaskan king crab last September alone, $6.9 million on lobster tail, $1 million on salmon, $140,000 on doughnuts, $124,000 on ice cream machines, $26,000 on sushi, and $15.1 million on ribeye steak.
I would like an affordable payment option for my student loans too please
The President, like many Americans, does not like to think very hard about why things are the way they are, but there are some realities you just cannot get around.
Related: I've been thinking about this 1-2 punch for days
His kid, too??? I hadn’t heard that
He’s also just really really uneducated and unqualified. That seems very simple to vote against
Boomer: “it seems like everyone your age is on antidepressants for anxiety and depression”
Me: “yeah for reference I spent most of my 20s in a global pandemic and every presidential election i’ve been old enough to vote in has had donald trump on the ballot”
I’m just imaging telling all the babies now being born with HIV or dying of starvation, I’m sorry, but I think Harris didn’t define her plan for Gaza well enough during the 100 days she ran so I had to help elect a literal madman who has been stating his egregious opinions for 10 years
