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This one’s my fav so far!

Each one of those three missiles costs 33% more than the annual budget of the national park where I work.

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

As a constituent of WA-3’s MGP I can confidently add her name (but in our defense she was up against an actual Nazi). Still take a shitty dem over a gop, I guess?!?

I’m laying the groundwork by telling everyone that I observe very unusual grief customs- fireworks and champagne

Constantly showered with flowers and praise- the gift giving just got way out of hand

That’s purely counterfactual. The right already acts like a domestic abuser- they don’t need any additional justification for their behavior. People said it would be open season after Kirk and we aren’t yet there. I’d have been willing to roll the dice

It's exhausting living through an entire verse of "We Didn't Start the Fire" every day.

Like in Minnesota?

Right? I feel like they gave us a lot of foreshadowing

My husband got to go on two really long vacations over there and it was swell

Oh, I was with you for most of this

Literally not having any problems grasping that level of hatred

‘he was reaching for something in his waistband’

As @clairewillett.bsky.social writes: "I hate these people to a degree that feels simultaneously corrosive to the soul, and also the only righteous response to this kind of evil."

Homer called it Οργή. It's what Achilles feels. (It's what Achilles DOES.) Also used by St Paul for the wrath of God.

U.S. military spending is set to hit a record $1.5 trillion.

Roughly half of defense spending goes to private contractors that routinely price-gouge the government.

Meanwhile, the Pentagon has failed EIGHT straight audits.

The military industrial complex is cheering today.

I mean didn’t we last bomb Iran just a few months ago also whilst in the middle of negotiations with literally that same headline???? I feel like I’m losing my mind

Thanks to AI they can just make even more convincing ones yay

Cover of The Lancet:

@thelancet.com
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Also, it’s your fault we are nazis because you called us nazis which made us so mad we became nazis

I love everything from Tillamook; their ice-cream and cheese (white extra sharp cheddar!) are so yummy! We live an hour from the factory and go quite often!

In loomer we trust, as I always say

In two weeks…

I have the idea for a perfect one that will really up his approval rating

If he really wanted his approval rating to go up…

I hope there wasn't any fentanyl in the snowballs.

Body bag…

No person standing there should be welcome anywhere. Yucking it up with this ahole should have consequences

I don’t even need to read the news to feel abject rage, just having a conversation with any of them makes me want to test them to the sun. Even the “good” ones don’t have a fucking clue of how horrific and every.where the misogyny is