Defenestration Now

It’s a special hell Ive ended up in

A dozen plus years running annual conventions and training conferences
Now working with absolute n00bs on a conference for my work department

I feel like an old man yelling at clouds
“Thats not how it works! Thats not how any of this works!”

Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.

Oh fuck
Laughing while crying is a nice cinematic catharsis, but not a sustainable way of life

Gen X was so worried about nuclear war and WWIII growing up and it turns out we should have been worried about idiots, grifters, and cowards

These douchecanoes dont even need a world war to destroy everyone’s peace

It’d be impressive if it wasn’t so horrifyingly stupid

For those of you who love THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST (which should be all of you)

And/or love Ncuti Gatwa (which should be all of you)

The proshot of the National Theater stage production of the pkay starring Ncuti will be free on YouTube 3/12-3/18

You’re welcome

Very athletic!
Power stance for sure!

I did know that he was in HUNGER GAMES

WHAAAAAAT

It’s so startling to see him in interviews grinning and giggling given how stoic the Reacher character is

I bet he’s a hoot to hang out with

Chris and I really enjoy REACHER too!
Alan Ritchson seems like an absolute cinnamon roll (I hope he truly is)

Drop a gif you can hear

Kristy McNichol is so adorable in that but OOOOF that boy cannot sing

Votes in the Republican primary (TX has open voting) because any Democrat is probably okay but some of these Republicans are fucking crazy

And TX is so fucking gerrymandered i ought to get a say in which flavor of crazy Im stuck with

My point is that REGULAR parking spots aren’t even big enough for compact cars

But dont get me started on the Pavement Princess monstrosities that nonetheless park in compact parking spaces
And can barely navigate a fucking parking ramp

Oooh I love a book nook kit!

Huh?

I wish someone could explain why Austin TEXAS (home to its Texas-sized share of oversized ego trucks) has some of the skinniest, skimpiest parking spots i have ever seen In My Life
(And I’ve driven and parked in European cities FFS)

There is no ethical consumption under capitalism and consolidation leaves few us all few options

But I would rather buy from Amazon or Walmart than shop at a Target

At least they have always been assholes

That’s how badly you fucked up, Target

Something visually stunning like a Del Toro
CRIMSON PEAK maybe?

I've seen enough. Clearly this experiment is working. It is time for a Michael C. Jordan.

With all y’all in this fateful hour,
I call on all heaven with its power

Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it

Listen
Some of the best Indian food I have ever had in my life was in LINCOLN FUCKING NEBRASKA

I knew exactly which three lines you were referencing without even looking

Happy birthday adventure girl

Approximation Function is the name of my Daft Punk cover band

Being so far in the future on the other side of the Federation’s collapse has really opened up some new stories about cultures we thought we knew

Also, I appreciate how much these characters Get It On - very Kirk/Riker vibes

Roy Kent is the definition of kind but not nice

Wait
They call one-person bobsled MONOBOB???!

😍

Peacock can suck it

They’re deleting replays after a couple days

Example: I finally had time to watch the women’s short program
NOPE - not on the app anymore

AND they’ve kept clips off YouTube apparently, no luck in finding Amber Glenn’s short program

Just WHY? Why is everything so shitty??!