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Dog walker, writer, family idiot Tries to grow food.

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This must have some truth to it. Makes perfect sense for me

16.11.2025 07:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooooooh. Good question

15.11.2025 13:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A brief thread on Trump renewing his threat to sue the BBC.

(Note I am not an American lawyer, this is perspective of an English legal commentator.)

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15.11.2025 09:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 353    ๐Ÿ” 115    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

What's the word on the street about him and that island of young kids? Do they mainly think he is guilty or innocent?

15.11.2025 12:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sign the petition: save our BBC: don't let the likes of Trump and his UK cronies meddle with our public broadcaster ๐ŸšจOur BBC is under attack ๐Ÿšจ We can't let those that want to see it torn up & replaced by the likes of GBNews or Fox win. Sign the open letter now to demand the new BBC boss is someone that will protect...

๐ŸšจOur BBC is under attack ๐Ÿšจ We can't let those that want to see it torn up & replaced by the likes of GBNews or Fox win. Sign the open letter now to demand the new BBC boss is someone that will protect the BBC, not let its enemies tear it down: 38d.gs/2sa8

15.11.2025 12:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You too. You've got it more crazy over there than me and
I'm not just on about the weather ๐Ÿ˜‚

11.11.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Snow? We still have dandelions popping up. Not normal for midish November

10.11.2025 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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O2's putting prices up more than it said it would when people signed up. It makes a mockery of Ofcomโ€™s rules. Youโ€™ve a right to leave penalty free within 30 days of notification! Hereโ€™s how to save large!

For more watch the full Martin Lewis Money Show at ITVX

10.11.2025 10:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 165    ๐Ÿ” 60    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Hello ladies. Good morning from the chilly north east

10.11.2025 08:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thames Water want to pollute illegally until 2040. Ofwat must say NO. Thames water want to make at deal with Ofwat, to pollute illegally for 15 years

๐ŸšจUrgent: Thames Water want permission from Ofwat to ILLEGALLY pollute rivers and seas until 2040.

๐ŸคฎThey want your bills to fill their pockets with gold, while they fill your rivers with sewage.

โœ๏ธSign now. Tell Ofwat to say NO to Thames Water before Tuesday 21st October.

10.10.2025 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 243    ๐Ÿ” 294    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

Alien Bob's Foolproof Guide to Being Uncancellable:

Step 1: Don't be a shithead.

That concludes Alien Bob's Foolproof Guide to Being Uncancellable.

Please see attached invoice and pay within 30 seconds of reading.

07.10.2025 10:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Small green plastic case that says HUMAN EYES

Small green plastic case that says HUMAN EYES

I ordered some hobby knickknacks on Etsy and they offered me the option to personalize the carrying case

12.05.2025 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 859    ๐Ÿ” 128    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Just looked out the window. It's Friday

10.10.2025 05:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Darn tooting

10.10.2025 05:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tru dat

10.10.2025 05:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚

09.10.2025 09:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is a lie.

There are many criticisms you might sensibly and truthfully make of the Sentencing Council and the Sentencing Guidelines. Iโ€™ve been making them for years.

But this is an outright lie. Pure fabrication. A fraud on the public.

07.10.2025 08:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3403    ๐Ÿ” 1849    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 119    ๐Ÿ“Œ 78
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UK universities offered to monitor studentsโ€™ social media for arms firms, emails show Loughborough, Heriot-Watt and Glasgow corresponded with companies concerned about campus protests

NEW from Liberty Investigates:

UK universities have offered to monitor students social media accounts for arms companies concerned about campus protests

Full story below

www.theguardian.com/education/20...

08.10.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Well done that tool

08.10.2025 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Green Party calls for the IDF to be proscribed as a terrorist organisation Members overwhelmingly backed the motion

With this kind of thinking, Zack Polanski & his UK Green Party are really going to force me to seriously vote for them.

I am falling in love with this party a little bit more every day. ๐Ÿ’š

Zack is the man. If only more UK politicians had your conviction, brother.
bright-green.org/2025/10/05/g...

06.10.2025 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Epic ๐Ÿ˜‚

12.09.2025 12:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#writers #amwriting #ideas #writingcommunity

03.09.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oooof

05.09.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1 week on and my hole is getting annoying. Think the teeth either side are slightly moving position

05.09.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ate a crisp. Then had to see a dentist. That was one "Sensation" I regret

29.08.2025 06:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Look at my cabbage.
I said look at it.

This is the best I've ever grown.
I DEMAND a ๐Ÿฅ‰ ๐ŸŽ–๏ธ medal

03.08.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Most people never get that close to a bomb ๐Ÿ’ฃ

I didnโ€™t have a choice. It was my job.

Thereโ€™s a moment when it hits you. Youโ€™re standing on a bomb big enough to destroy a small city

Readโ€”ยฃ2.99 e-book
Listenโ€” ยฃ5.99

www.audible.co.uk/pd/The-Darkr...

#TrueCrime #Memoir #WomenPhotographers #Books

17.07.2025 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The children lost in the Texas floods, remembered by their loved ones The flooding that ravaged Central Texas before sunrise on the Fourth of July was the countryโ€™s deadliest catastrophe for children in recent memory.

The flooding that devastated Central Texas was the countryโ€™s deadliest catastrophe for children in recent memory. More than a quarter of the people who died โ€” at least 133 at last count โ€” were still in elementary school.

17.07.2025 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2165    ๐Ÿ” 886    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 282    ๐Ÿ“Œ 101
A black and orange dog with pointy ears and a grin sits in a crate as the plane heโ€™s in prepares for take off.

A black and orange dog with pointy ears and a grin sits in a crate as the plane heโ€™s in prepares for take off.

The plane in full view as itโ€™s being loaded! On the side of it, thereโ€™s text that reads โ€œDog Is My CoPilotโ€ with an illustration of a dog with their face in the wind on the planeโ€™s tail.

The plane in full view as itโ€™s being loaded! On the side of it, thereโ€™s text that reads โ€œDog Is My CoPilotโ€ with an illustration of a dog with their face in the wind on the planeโ€™s tail.

A pup with a tiny medical cone around their neck stands patiently in their crate.

A pup with a tiny medical cone around their neck stands patiently in their crate.

With your help, we were able to sponsor a flight for nearly 50 shelter dogs from Texas to rescues in Colorado, Utah, and Washington โ€” making room in Texas facilities to help animals displaced by the stateโ€™s floods. It took off this morning!!! Thank you for helping us show up when it matters โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿฉน

17.07.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2751    ๐Ÿ” 352    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

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