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i liked it so much i reported it to @amnesty.org
31.10.2025 17:06 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
throwing my phone into a lake after reading andy levy's dracula tweet
31.10.2025 16:53 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
andy™ •@dracula please delete. ur a count 4:16 PM • 6/2/16
happy halloween to what many people believed was the greatest tweet of all time
31.10.2025 16:21 — 👍 2503 🔁 312 💬 31 📌 3Guy who knew the guy Frankenstein’s dick came from seeing Frankenstein nude: “Hey is that Hank’s dick??”
01.06.2025 03:28 — 👍 2006 🔁 199 💬 46 📌 4Do you think Dracula ever forgets his coffin is shut and sits up and hits his head?
18.12.2024 02:27 — 👍 451 🔁 107 💬 8 📌 5I don't like it when Godzilla fights the other monsters. I'd rather see them settle their differences on the dance floor.
14.01.2024 01:04 — 👍 380 🔁 94 💬 11 📌 6Actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist. I, the person correcting you on this trivial point, am the monster.
31.10.2023 16:28 — 👍 3126 🔁 832 💬 31 📌 26Dracula turns into a bat to avoid detection or for selfish personal travel purposes, whereas I would turn into a bat to pollinate local plants and help balance our precious ecosystem. Just one of several ways that I am morally superior to Dracula.
28.08.2023 03:34 — 👍 2037 🔁 578 💬 30 📌 15
Your killer wearing a Sheldon mask
I’m here to murder you. Bazinga!
26.07.2025 03:35 — 👍 1214 🔁 212 💬 42 📌 33Dr. Frankenstein: Wolfman was there. Dracula. His son. I’m telling you, the scene was rocking. Remember the monster I made? At one point he rose from the slab and started dancing- it was insane!
Dr. Frankenstein’s Mom: I’m glad you had a good time, dear
Congratulations! I'm so happy for you both
31.10.2025 15:42 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0that's exactly what my wife says
31.10.2025 08:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you too??
31.10.2025 04:13 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0why do we keep falling for it
31.10.2025 04:11 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i'm sick of it
31.10.2025 03:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0and annoying
31.10.2025 03:37 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hate when you’re investigating a copycat murder and the original killer claims to have information which he’ll only reveal if you grant him some special privilege which he then uses to escape
31.10.2025 03:34 — 👍 100 🔁 8 💬 10 📌 4DR FRANKENSTEIN: *turns to Igor* hand me the dick
31.10.2025 01:02 — 👍 361 🔁 95 💬 6 📌 3my pleasure- great post
30.10.2025 07:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I like how people say "manage your depression" like it's a stock portfolio but you're heavily invested in sadness
10.05.2023 20:50 — 👍 1803 🔁 513 💬 45 📌 15Ultimately, each one of us must decide for ourselves what is too fast or too furious
30.10.2025 05:34 — 👍 228 🔁 45 💬 10 📌 0Kurtz, baby!
30.10.2025 05:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick
22.10.2025 18:39 — 👍 6670 🔁 2090 💬 46 📌 50A lot of times the tailgating is better than the actual séance
14.07.2023 02:59 — 👍 167 🔁 36 💬 0 📌 0*noticeably drunk Kool-Aid man turns down the music at a party*
i want everyone to piss inside me
Fidrych was great but he was no Sidd Finch
30.10.2025 03:28 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"if it pleases the court.."
29.10.2025 14:28 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*skateboards into custody hearing*
29.10.2025 14:26 — 👍 105 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 3Taking a leave of absence from work to focus on alchemy
29.10.2025 14:25 — 👍 131 🔁 25 💬 5 📌 3you owe me $ for subjecting me to this
29.10.2025 14:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
