Ashley

Me: I dont get why tech bros are so condescending
My co worker: I mean cmon its just dot com

A four-month-old tuxedo kitten standing on a wooden shelf of a cat tree, looking up curiously

Baby Uni at 4 months old :3

Who up popping they squat

🫂

A tuxedo cat in a fluffy white hooded cape, sitting still and staring seriously at the camera

Lord of the Chicken

Im curious to know where all the people salty about bad bunny were when despacito happened

Old lady avoid wearing sunglasses indoors challenge impossible

I wonder if the active member of a plural system of 3+ people refers to their others as Chat. I would if it were me probably

Why did I write this

Guy at work said ill never be a girl right after telling me Joe Biden was killed years ago and replaced with a robot. Like ok man, im clearly yhe delusional one here

putting a cute bow on you and leaving you on a random person's doorstep, then ringing the bell and running away

happy groundhog day!!! make sure your hothog and neutralhog also get a chance to look for their shadows today so they don't feel left out

Would intox play be more or less awesome if I just spoke in YouTube poop when I got high?

*gets so fat you get scared*

We're out here and hes in there

My friend and I were watching YouTube poops in my car and we eventually started making out and as soon as we did this the ytp said "YOU F***OT"

By the way, this is what Uni looks like when he runs

Champagne supernova is SOOO LOOOOOONG

Jor jor well

Through good pokemon opinions is also an acceptable answer

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. The way to a tgirl's heart is also through her stomach but in a weird perverted way

Hr guy girl

The sexiest word is "more"

Boar's head deluxe ham, half a pound, sliced thin

i wish you a year full of excellent excuses to eat cheese if you're cool or if you're not cool then idk i wish you a year full of go fuck yourself i guess

-homosexual garfield

So my thing about avengers doomsday is… they didn’t even microdose Dr. Doom. He just gonna show up… ok.

Return of the my ass

The feminine urge to be incredibly high and passed around a group of girls like a blunt