@as58.bsky.social
retired techie (Adobe), contra dance caller, Cornell & Stanford CS alum 🥥🌴🏳️🌈 likes are likes, reskeets are reskeets, opinions are my own -- or not, snark is almost always guaranteed
these are two headlines in the last 24 hours...humanity had a good run
25.02.2026 18:17 — 👍 81 🔁 35 💬 7 📌 2The state of our union is wrong.
24.02.2026 04:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Are we great yet?
15.02.2026 19:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Are we about to hear a lot about Hunter's laptop again?
13.02.2026 02:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
10.02.2026 17:11 — 👍 53377 🔁 16921 💬 1158 📌 1345It's the FIFA Peace Prize
09.02.2026 18:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0now boarding group:
A as in Autocrat
B - Bankrupt
C - Corrupt
D - Demented
E - Egotistical
F - Felon
last and final call
I'm told Bad Bunny's outfit was made entirely of upcycled paper towels. Thanks Trump!
09.02.2026 05:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump is concerned about the appropriateness of the halftime show for young children (Who will think of the children?). As a boy I attended a Cowboys game at the Cotton Bowl when Bubbles Cash stopped the clock just by walking down an aisle. I'm pretty sure that's what turned me gay.
09.02.2026 04:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Broadcast News (1987)
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With your partner balance and swing.
08.02.2026 01:54 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Unitary Executive until a staffer posts something racist?
07.02.2026 21:48 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Report [needed followup]: Mr Trump, could you name 4 characters and give us 3 major plot points from The Lion King?
07.02.2026 17:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I read the “SAVE Act” (the GOP’s new voter suppression bill) so you don’t have to. This is my one page summary. Jesus it’s bad. 1/
06.02.2026 19:54 — 👍 3321 🔁 2167 💬 150 📌 174Trump to receive Epstein Piece Prize
06.02.2026 22:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Locker Room Talk
06.02.2026 22:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Blanche says there isn't enough evidence to investigate names in the Epstein files, but the DOJ has been investigating Trump's enemy list without a scintilla of proof.
02.02.2026 03:00 — 👍 546 🔁 151 💬 21 📌 3I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
31.01.2026 16:53 — 👍 25619 🔁 5672 💬 820 📌 722
Dutch baby baby
31.01.2026 18:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Are the Italian Satellites in the room with you now?
#SENILE47 #DEMENTIA47 #25A47
Worth a repeat
26.01.2026 22:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
He is merely complying
26.01.2026 17:55 — 👍 467 🔁 111 💬 2 📌 1ICE is the biggest criminal gang enterprise currently operating in MN, so removing ICE would be a good start.
26.01.2026 17:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If you think American citizens should be summarily executed by masked federal agents, you’re not a patriot.
If you think the lawless goons loyal to our demented pedophile criminal president are greater than the people of Minnesota, you’re not a patriot.
You’re a fucking Nazi.
They only need chaos and fear
25.01.2026 17:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The official policy of the government of the United States of America is that they will murder anyone they want, that they will tell any lie necessary to justify that murder, and that no one who resists them has any rights they are bound to respect.
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