Like, genuinely. What are you in the middle of? Define the two sides you are straddling.
A straight man said to me tonight “I’m a centrist” and I replied “Center of what?”
Thoroughly regret not hitting send
Oops
Got tickets to attend a Knicks game next month
I do not have the patience to take up crocheting as a hobby
Someone tell me I don’t need the crochet Sparky hat for when I go to Islanders games
Quite literally hit “post” then shut my phone off for the night
Do you think taking a dip in Ra’s Al Ghul’s Lazarus Pit would restore a circumcised person’s foreskin?
Townhouse
Old booty call reaching out after a few months. This gal’s still got it
Watch your tone
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Training a new hire to do what you’ve been doing for a while can be so humbling
Tom Francis wasn’t a lightning rod for insane hatred the way Rachel is
I hope you use lube or lotion or something!
Going to see a five hour opera tonight
Just a boy and his lil ducky
Every morning and evening Virgil drinks straight from the tap while I brush my teeth. It’s our fun little routine.
There’s an all-queer live play D&D show coming out this week and I simply cannot wait to watch it.
Star Trek: First Contact
Sunday morning mood
Where are my fellow hockey gays at? I need more of y’all on this here app
Drinking coffee and listening to Steely Dan
didn't not do a double take at that illustration, let me tell you
HIGH POINT DECAFFEINATED MENTIONED
Now watching Crazy Stupid Love for the very first time
Why isn’t Jellicle on this list
