cait (and adonis)

this mf got geek blasted

We don't want it at all dog

this mf said tribly

Schumer says Democrats would like to ask the ICE agents to please wipe their feet before they extrajudicially invade citizens' homes to murder them

being a woman online is lowkey goated when having your own jokes explained to you is the vibe

cover painting for 'The Visitors' by Clifford D Simak a pair of tiny figures stand on a hillside while a gigantic black obelisk floats overhead the figures are captioned 'chatting on the timeline with your friend' and the menacing obelisk is captioned 'a total stranger about to drop the worst reply you've ever read

many such cases

parody of online catfish ad often seen on porn sites the woman featured is erika kirk and beside her text MY HUSBAND IS DEAD I don't want to remarry. I only want money. See my merch. CLICK HERE

where overseas? where specifically and what did you do there

Oh she’s BROKE broke

being a woman online is lowkey goated when having your own jokes explained to you is the vibe

r/cats u/MissHissss • 9h • i.redd.it Smudge got stuck in the trash bin. Again. Cat Picture - OC

I brought you something good from reddit for once, as a treat

CaitLin :(

at least I looked cute doing it

not even 7 am and I already fell into a snow bank in the parking lot

arms are the legs of the chest

dems tell us that lefty policies are pie-in-the-sky demands with no basis in practical, electoral politics and then one guy runs on those policies and they’re like “we gotta kill him”

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK H

car at a red light with a license plate todd reads GOD WHY there is also a bumper sticker that reads HONK IF YOU’VE HIT RIVK BOTTOM

yeah man

she came at this man ready to beat his ass. he's lucky the bodyguard intervened

I'm physically immune to bad internet at this point

r/cats u/MissHissss • 9h • i.redd.it Smudge got stuck in the trash bin. Again. Cat Picture - OC

I brought you something good from reddit for once, as a treat

orange cat on his blankey with his paw over his face

EVERYONE: be quiet. the baby is sleeping

gotta keep repeating it was pony wanters who "failed democracy" and not the party who backed a sundowning old man until it was too late to replace him with anybody but a weak VP with no national constituency, or else people might focus too much on how corrupt and ineffective the party is

Lone Star Gooner......... yeehaw

oh I just wanted to make the joke. they can put up or shut up

that dog she killed is finally getting its revenge

listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news

by the end of the week everyone will be burning effigies of the landlord in the parking lot

update: walked past a neighbor I've talked to a few times while she was shoveling her car out and she said "hey do you know anything about the union?" lmfao