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@cait.bsky.social

The Ringleader big famous microblogger pet account reactionary flamboyant wrecker goddess of uselessness [she/her] texan in ma. Adonis' mom

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"abolish ICE isn't within grasp"

source: I made it up

29.01.2026 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 196    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

why not?

29.01.2026 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

half of all tech news lately is some variation of "the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer"

29.01.2026 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1499    πŸ” 277    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 4

this mf got geek blasted

29.01.2026 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We don't want it at all dog

29.01.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this mf said tribly

29.01.2026 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Schumer says Democrats would like to ask the ICE agents to please wipe their feet before they extrajudicially invade citizens' homes to murder them

29.01.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 439    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2

being a woman online is lowkey goated when having your own jokes explained to you is the vibe

28.01.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1348    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 6
cover painting for 'The Visitors' by Clifford D Simak

a pair of tiny figures stand on a hillside while a gigantic black obelisk floats overhead 

the figures are captioned 'chatting on the timeline with your friend' and the menacing obelisk is captioned 'a total stranger about to drop the worst reply you've ever read

cover painting for 'The Visitors' by Clifford D Simak a pair of tiny figures stand on a hillside while a gigantic black obelisk floats overhead the figures are captioned 'chatting on the timeline with your friend' and the menacing obelisk is captioned 'a total stranger about to drop the worst reply you've ever read

many such cases

28.01.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5575    πŸ” 1162    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 76
parody of online catfish ad often seen on porn sites
the woman featured is erika kirk and beside her text
MY
HUSBAND
IS DEAD
I don't want to remarry.
I only want money.
See my merch.
CLICK HERE

parody of online catfish ad often seen on porn sites the woman featured is erika kirk and beside her text MY HUSBAND IS DEAD I don't want to remarry. I only want money. See my merch. CLICK HERE

28.01.2026 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 465    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

where overseas? where specifically and what did you do there

28.01.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh she’s BROKE broke

28.01.2026 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5117    πŸ” 609    πŸ’¬ 224    πŸ“Œ 242

being a woman online is lowkey goated when having your own jokes explained to you is the vibe

28.01.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1348    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 6
r/cats
u/MissHissss β€’ 9h β€’ i.redd.it
Smudge got stuck in the trash bin. Again.
Cat Picture - OC

r/cats u/MissHissss β€’ 9h β€’ i.redd.it Smudge got stuck in the trash bin. Again. Cat Picture - OC

I brought you something good from reddit for once, as a treat

28.01.2026 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2108    πŸ” 332    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 11

CaitLin :(

28.01.2026 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

at least I looked cute doing it

28.01.2026 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

not even 7 am and I already fell into a snow bank in the parking lot

28.01.2026 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 320    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 0

arms are the legs of the chest

28.01.2026 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
28.01.2026 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1130    πŸ” 129    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 3

dems tell us that lefty policies are pie-in-the-sky demands with no basis in practical, electoral politics and then one guy runs on those policies and they’re like β€œwe gotta kill him”

28.01.2026 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 838    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK H

28.01.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
car at a red light with a license plate todd reads GOD WHY there is also a bumper sticker that reads HONK IF YOU’VE HIT RIVK BOTTOM

car at a red light with a license plate todd reads GOD WHY there is also a bumper sticker that reads HONK IF YOU’VE HIT RIVK BOTTOM

yeah man

28.01.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3964    πŸ” 757    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 21

she came at this man ready to beat his ass. he's lucky the bodyguard intervened

28.01.2026 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1139    πŸ” 115    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 5

I'm physically immune to bad internet at this point

28.01.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
r/cats
u/MissHissss β€’ 9h β€’ i.redd.it
Smudge got stuck in the trash bin. Again.
Cat Picture - OC

r/cats u/MissHissss β€’ 9h β€’ i.redd.it Smudge got stuck in the trash bin. Again. Cat Picture - OC

I brought you something good from reddit for once, as a treat

28.01.2026 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2108    πŸ” 332    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 11
orange cat on his blankey with his paw over his face

orange cat on his blankey with his paw over his face

EVERYONE: be quiet. the baby is sleeping

27.01.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1449    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 4

gotta keep repeating it was pony wanters who "failed democracy" and not the party who backed a sundowning old man until it was too late to replace him with anybody but a weak VP with no national constituency, or else people might focus too much on how corrupt and ineffective the party is

28.01.2026 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 562    πŸ” 102    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

Lone Star Gooner......... yeehaw

28.01.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

oh I just wanted to make the joke. they can put up or shut up

28.01.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that dog she killed is finally getting its revenge

28.01.2026 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 442    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

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