Kelsey @goodtogoose - Bluesky Profile

We talked about Thurgood Marshall being sworn in on this day in history, and the conversation led to someone asking “who was the first female president?” When I told them we haven’t had a female president, they were shocked! There were many gasps of outrage. I thought that was cute.

03.10.2025 04:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mac Jones is not ok lol

03.10.2025 03:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me during the 49ers-Rams game tonight

03.10.2025 01:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Curious to know how auditions for Orebolo are going 🤔

02.10.2025 23:39 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just saw a fucking ICE add before a brain break for my students.

02.10.2025 19:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m not saying I tipped off @lastweektonight.com to fat bear week, but they did do a “now this” about it on the most recent episode 👀

01.10.2025 01:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Student: “Ms. Hebert! What’s a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?”

Me: “…what?”

Student: “white vans!”

30.09.2025 23:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Damn. The Irish national anthem goes hard.

28.09.2025 13:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They solved the Yogurt Shop Murders!!!!

27.09.2025 03:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me: trying to teach math

One of my students, turned all the way around in his chair, shouting: “when I say ‘six’ you say ‘seven!’ Six-”

They and my other students: “-seven-six-seven-six-seven!”

Me, to myself: what the fuck is happening

26.09.2025 01:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Any fellow heathens left, or did you all get raptured?

24.09.2025 22:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Student: “if you were born in the Wisconsin Dells, what state would you be in?”
Me: “what?”
Student: “if you were born in the Wisconsin Dells, what state would you be in?”
Me: “say that to yourself again, slowly”
Student: Does. “Well?”
Me: “go ask your parents that,”

24.09.2025 20:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0