Goodies 😊
HEY WAKE UP ITS GAY OUTSIDE 🌈🌈🌈
Pussy locally grown, tariff free, fairly priced, and they still don’t want it.
I like a protest, but if you have a permit that’s a parade, and if you don’t have a Molotov what’s the point?
You can make pasteurized milk into raw milk again if you leave it out overnight.
Just posted it
Can’t say shit about their Nazi overlord
Went viral on the other app and the block button has had a work out
Ok Thelma and Louise
The gobment: *actively bombing children* hey don’t burn cars
Had to bribe her with snacks to get to the park
If Casey Anthony has a million haters, Nancy Grace is one of them. If Casey has one hater, it’s Nancy. If Casey has no haters, Nancy is dead
Happy day to women, hope you get ya coochie ate
La sad girl
Im not a bad leftist I’m just stupid
Lord knows I’m weak to some loser ass white boy
Lmfaoooooo
We matched last year and then this morning
I’m hilarious on the apps
Wonder what it would feel like to get hit by a watermelon. Right to the face
People be writing whole dissertations tryna explain my own joke.
Calling my pussy the ‘Grip Reaper’
It’s chinga la migra Friday
No rizz just brown eyes and curly hair
That’s fair
K!ll me
This place is too uptight for my low brow gutter comedy
*getting my coochie waxed*
Line my shit up bitch
She was stinky
Gave her a bath and now I’m sore
