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On a more serious note, I regularly see clearly human Magic: The Gathering card art getting AIvestigated, and I wonder, have people forgotten humans can make mistakes?

Getting your art labeled slop sucks. Well to be fair, my art is slop and I know it. That's why I usually do stickmen. But still.

The included horror story is what AIvestigators deserve for making me do this, the pressure of recording myself makes me draw worse so they get to suffer too.

The finished piece:

People ask what my creative process is for the gross out zoomed faces because apparently they look AI generated (but they can never provide a prompt that generates similar stuff?), so here's a recording I made, enjoy I guess.

Love the 2020s zeitgeist of having to justify the way you draw.

#art

[un mec parle au calme, un d20 à la main] Je ne peux pas être raciste, je regarde la NBA et un de mes persos de jeu de rôle est noir [le même mec, zoomé dessus, tellement énervé qu'il en a des secousses] C'est juste que je ne veux pas que ma sœur sorte avec l'un d'eux…

[dude speaking proudly, holding a d20] I can't be racist, I watch the NBA and one of my tabletop characters is black [the same dude, now zoomed on, looking so angry he's shaking and sweating] It's just that I don't want my sister to date one of them, okay?

The least racist colleague at work | The Bad Website The least racist colleague at work

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#smuggie #webcomic #comic #meme #satire #racism

[smuggified Mr. Incredible, bright and colorful and happy face] Someone calling out Israel's crimes [smuggified Mr. Incredible, dark and dead inside face] The same thing after they call themselves a conspiracy theorist

[titre] UN ACCORD DE PAIX A ÉTÉ TROUVÉ EN PALESTINE [devant une foule heureuse tenant un signe PEACE, un palestinien et un israélien se serrent la main] [palestinien, inconfortable] Nous allons pacifiquement nous faire voler nos terres et tuer nos enfants [israélien, fier] Nous allons pacifiquement déstabiliser la région pour protéger notre apartheid colonial

[title] A PEACE AGREEMENT HAS BEEN REACHED IN PALESTINE [in front of a cheering crowd holding a sign that reads PEACE, a Palestinian and an Israeli are shaking hands] [Palestinian, uneasy] We will peacefully get our land stolen and our children killed [Israeli, proud] We will peacefully destabilize the region to protect our colonial apartheid state

At last, peace in Palestine | The Bad Website At last, peace in Palestine

Yeah, I might be a bit cynical about Trump's peace deal.

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#smuggie #webcomic #comic #meme #satire #israel #palestine #peace

[vert court, hurle, la tête en feu] MERDEMERDEMERDEMERDEMERDEMERDE À L'AIDE JE SUIS EN FEU AIDEZ-MOI !!! AAAAAAAAAH ÇA BRÛLE !! [orange a l'air blasé] Pourriez-vous hurler moins fort s'il vous plait C'est énervant

[green is running, screaming, their head is on fire] FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK HELP ME!!! I AM ON FIRE HELP!!! AAAAAAAAAAH IT BURNS [orange lookis pissed] Could you please scream a bit less? It's getting on my nerves

Have you tried calming down? | The Bad Website Have you tried calming down?

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#smuggie #webcomic #comic #meme #satire

[un astéroïde tombe vers deux personnages, une ville est visible dans le décor] [rose, flippé] L'astéroïde fonce droit sur nous… il faut s'unir pour le détruire avant qu'il n'atteigne la planète [vert, tentant d'avoir l'air cool] Attends, on ne sait pas encore s'il est républicain, on va attendre qu'il se rapproche pour dialoguer avec lui [la planète explose, se fracture, est en train d'être complètement détruite] [une voix sort de la planète en train d'exploser] Au moins l'astéroïde n'était pas "antisémite" quand il parlait de Gaza

[an asteroid is coming towards two characters and a visible city in the background] [pink] The asteroid is coming right at us… we must unite in order to destroy it before it reaches us [green, trying to look cool] We don't know its exact intentions yet, we'll wait for it to get closer then see if we can negotiate with it [the earth explodes from the asteroid's impact, fracturing and sending chunks in space] [line of text, coming from the destroyed earth] At least the asteroid wasn't "antisemitic" about Gaza

The asteroid (left unity) | The Bad Website The asteroid (left unity) - A comic on The Bad Website

I love the french socdem left I love the french socdem left I love the french socdem left I love the french socdem left I love the french socdem left I love the french socdem left

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#smuggie #webcomic #comic #meme #politics #satire #france #ps #lfi #macron

[vert, sur scène, tenant un micro] Merci pour l'invitation ! J'adore ce pays, je peux dire ce que je veux dans mes sketches et je ne risque pas de m'y faire cancel ! [bleu, portant un keffiyeh, observant vert] Cool cool cool Tant que tu ne parles pas des esclaves, bien sûr… [vert, toujours sur scène, tremblant et souriant] Pas d'inquiétude mon pote Mes valeurs morales sont que j'ai très envie de m'acheter une troisième maison

[green, holding a microphone on stage] Thanks for inviting me here! I love how it's a place where you can say anything in your comedy routine and won't get cancelled for it! [blue, in a keffiyeh, staring at green] Cool cool cool As long as you don't mention the slaves [green, still on stage, shaking and grinning] Don't worry about it My moral values are that I really need to buy that third house

Freedom of laugh | The Bad Website Freedom of laugh - A comic on The Bad Website

Some of them really be saying "finally a country with free speech" when any citizen of said country would be sent to jail for saying the same things they're paid to say on stage…

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#smuggie #webcomic #comic #meme #satire #riyadh #comedy

[un homme fatigué, à moitié chauve, un peu vieux, lève mollement une main et parle] Ça suffit Notre limite est atteinte Vous avez franchi la ligne rouge Vous ne laissez plus de choix à l'occident, nous sommes forcés de prendre une décision radicale: vous envoyer une lettre de condamnation très ferme

[a tired old balding man in a suit barely lifts a finger and speaks] Enough We've had it You've crossed the red line Now you're leaving the West with no choice but to take a drastic decision: send its strongest letter of condemnation

This time we really mean it | The Bad Website This time we really mean it

Don't cross us or else… nevermind

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#smuggie #webcomic #comic #meme #russia #israel #satire

[orange, content] J'y consens [rose, sérieux] J'y consens [bleu, joyeux] J'y consens [vert, curieux] Oh salut les mecs, à quoi vous êtes en train de consentir ? [rose, sociopathe] À te tuer de sang froid puis à habiter dans ta maison [zoom sur vert, qui n'a pas de mots]

[orange, happy] I consent [pink, serious] I consent [blue, ecstatic] I consent [green, curious] Hey guys, what are you all consenting to [pink, sociopathic] Murdering you in cold blood and taking over your house [zoom on green's face, at a loss for words]

Peace talks | The Bad Website Peace talks - A comic on The Bad Website

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#smuggie #webcomic #comic #meme #satire #palestine #israel

Two playmats on a table. One is a grid with ships exchanging places One is planets connected to a central symbol

Two more playmats I've drawn for my card game.

#art #space #playmat

[2022] En tant que représentant de l'union des droites, nous n'interviendrons pas militairement en Ukraine [2023] En tant que représentant de l'union des droites, nous n'interviendrons pas militairement en Ukraine [2024] En tant que représentant de l'union des droites, nous n'interviendrons pas militairement en Ukraine [2025] En tant que représentant de l'union des droites, nous n'interviendrons pas militairement en Ukraine [orange, énervé] Je déteste la gauche parce qu'elle ne veut pas intervenir militairement en Ukraine Je ne pourrais jamais voter pour eux [vert, à côté, est blasé]

[2022] As the representative of the right wing government union, we have decided to not intervene militarily in Ukraine [2023] As the representative of the right wing government union, we have decided to not intervene militarily in Ukraine [2024] As the representative of the right wing government union, we have decided to not intervene militarily in Ukraine [2025] As the representative of the right wing government union, we have decided to not intervene militarily in Ukraine [orange, angry] I hate my country's leftists because they don't want to intervene militarily in Ukraine That's why I could never vote for them [green, next to him, is blasé]

Ukrain't | The Bad Website Ukrain't - A comic on The Bad Website

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#smuggie #webcomic #comic #meme #satire #ukraine

Thanks for the kind words 🥰

Makes me happy that some people (such as you) got to see the whole project from its ugly beginning two years ago, compared to where it's at now.

Can't wait to show the finished product.