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he/him brown and queer ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ seattle perpetual hobbyist, lefty goofball, writer, runner, lover of time loops married + polyam ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ โœŠ๐ŸฝโœŠ๐ŸพโœŠ๐Ÿฟ https://boxd.it/4jQIf please be 21+ to follow

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30.01.2026 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i love this

30.01.2026 03:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Christ on a bike in heavy traffic.

30.01.2026 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i give youโ€ฆ madame president

30.01.2026 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

excuse me?

30.01.2026 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 813    ๐Ÿ” 110    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

one of those articles that just perfectly encapsulates the age it's written in

29.01.2026 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just in case anyone forgot.

29.01.2026 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 61    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Today's newsletter: there's a new video from 11 days before Alex Pretti was shot to death. Some people refuse to believe it's real. I wrote about why that's going to be a problem moving forward: www.readtpa.com/p/thats-ai-i...

29.01.2026 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 456    ๐Ÿ” 88    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

โ€œall we have to do is wait until November and then we can vote out the fascistsโ€

29.01.2026 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 79    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Post 9/11 culture was so crazy man

29.01.2026 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 319    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

slavery was never abolished, only reformed, and it's pretty clear we can't make that mistake again

29.01.2026 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Abducted 5-Year-Old in Texas ICE Jail Now Sick Amid โ€œAbysmalโ€ Conditions Liam Conejo Ramos โ€œhas stomach pain, heโ€™s vomiting, he has a fever, and he no longer wants to eat,โ€ his mother said.

Liam Conejo Ramos, a 5-year-old boy abducted by immigration agents in Minneapolis last week, is now in poor health after being sent to languish in a Texas facility with โ€œabsolutely abysmalโ€ conditions, according to his family.

29.01.2026 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Ex-cop Sean Grayson sentenced to 20 years for murdering Sonya Massey in downstate Illinois โ€ข The TRiiBE On Thursday, Seventh Judicial Circuit Judge Ryan Cadagin sentenced former Sangamon County Sheriffโ€™s deputy, Sean Grayson to 20 years in prison. Grayson fatally shot Sonya Massey in her home in 2024.

Sean Grayson, the sheriffโ€™s deputy who shot and killed Sonya Massey in 2024, has been sentenced to 20 years in prison. He was found guilty of second-degree murder last fall.

29.01.2026 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 202    ๐Ÿ” 45    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

While the left might screech about dismantling the giant robot weโ€™ve built to shred immigrants, I am both proud of the improvements my fellow centrists and I have made to its immigrant-shredding capabilities and secure in the knowledge that nobody will ever flip the big switch that lets it shred me

30.03.2025 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2981    ๐Ÿ” 527    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

"I didn't say I wanted to. I said I will" got damn

29.01.2026 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1499    ๐Ÿ” 240    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
Behind the scenes: Democrats are gripped by their fears that President Trump may eventually invoke the Insurrection Act โ€” which would allow him to deploy the U.S. military against citizens on U.S. soil โ€” to crack down on protests across the country.

    Led by Sen. Adam Schiff (D-Calif.), a working group of over a dozen Senate Democrats has been meeting for months to prepare for that possibility, a source told Axios.
    The group, which has included participation from Schumer's office, is preparing a response that would include coordinated messaging, floor action in the Senate and support for legal efforts.
    Dems "must not be caught flat-footed if [Trump] takes such an extreme step to deploy troops to police our streets," Schiff said in a statement. 

The bottom line: Democrats have also rejected overtures to cut a deal that secures their desired DHS changes via executive action.

    To Democrats, given their lack of trust in the White House, that approach is a nonstarter.

Behind the scenes: Democrats are gripped by their fears that President Trump may eventually invoke the Insurrection Act โ€” which would allow him to deploy the U.S. military against citizens on U.S. soil โ€” to crack down on protests across the country. Led by Sen. Adam Schiff (D-Calif.), a working group of over a dozen Senate Democrats has been meeting for months to prepare for that possibility, a source told Axios. The group, which has included participation from Schumer's office, is preparing a response that would include coordinated messaging, floor action in the Senate and support for legal efforts. Dems "must not be caught flat-footed if [Trump] takes such an extreme step to deploy troops to police our streets," Schiff said in a statement. The bottom line: Democrats have also rejected overtures to cut a deal that secures their desired DHS changes via executive action. To Democrats, given their lack of trust in the White House, that approach is a nonstarter.

Adam Schiff is still acting like the threat is a *future* problem.

Turn on the fucking TV, my guy. Who gives a shit if they're wearing military uniforms or fucking crocs, the threat is here and now

29.01.2026 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 246    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

The money is spooked. They saw what was being built in Minnesota communities and realized it was the roots of an insurgency if the feds kept pushing. These actions are the kinds of things that would push us to a civil conflict. It happened before in the 1850s with fugitive slave patrols.

29.01.2026 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 394    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Phil me up buttercup

28.01.2026 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

happy to peel off whatever you need

28.01.2026 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅฒ

28.01.2026 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.

Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.

28.01.2026 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15816    ๐Ÿ” 3841    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 514    ๐Ÿ“Œ 602
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Oh, Now Alamo Drafthouse Wants You to Use Your Phone During a Movie? The chain's new policy will do away with pen and paper orderingโ€”and unionized Alamo workers worry it will make their hours disappear, too.

No talking, no texting, just scanning a QR code in the middle of "Jurassic Park 27" to order your third IPA... while Alamo Drafthouse workers get their hours cut? Customers and Alamo union members have a bone to pick with a new theater policy change:

28.01.2026 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Don't just sue. Take PRO-ACTIVE ACTION.

28.01.2026 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 108    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What is a centrist?

Most people will tell you 2+2=4.
Donald Trump will tell you 2+2=6.
So the centrist insists that 2+2=5.

Trump gives ICE a free hand to murder with impunity.
Millions of people conclude that ICE must be abolished.

And the centrists?

Watch closely what they do next in Minnesota.

28.01.2026 07:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 341    ๐Ÿ” 108    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

This was an invented moral panic. The NYT and Fox News ran more stories about trans people than the Advocate, an explicitly LGBTQ publication. It was the exact same story in the UK. The media fanned the flames of a moral panic.

28.01.2026 12:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1745    ๐Ÿ” 528    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

get ready for your sacrament

28.01.2026 07:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

knock twice and enter

28.01.2026 07:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

iโ€™ll get the popcorn ready for you ๐Ÿ˜˜

28.01.2026 06:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

really any of these work

28.01.2026 06:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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