Tim Carmody

Tim Carmody

@tcarmody.bsky.social

Ex-liontamer, writer/editor/strategist. I used to work for Wired, The Verge, The Atlantic, The Message, Adweek, and Amazon Chronicles. I also host sometimes at Kottke.org. Call me he/him. PHL. Everything changes; don’t be afraid. https://timcarmody.com

12,784 Followers 1,288 Following 19,194 Posts Joined May 2023
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That’s the text

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The prices these supposedly beleaguered hoteliers are charging in some World Cup cities may be turning away people (I know my work had to make new plans for a planned all-hands because of it)

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41 minutes ago

Search your camera roll for “Hell”

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1 hour ago
DoW Identifies Air Force Casualties
The Department of War announced the death of six Air Force Airmen who were supporting Operation Epic Fury.
Maj. John A. Klinner, 33, of Auburn, Ala.; Capt. Ariana G. Savino, 31, of Covington, Wash.; and Tech. Sgt. Ashley B. Pruitt, 34, of Bardstown, Ky., were assigned to the 6th Air Refueling Wing, MacDill Air Force Base, Fla. and Capt. Seth R. Koval, 38, of Mooresville, Ind.; Capt. Curtis J. Angst, 30, of Wilmington, Ohio; and Tech. Sgt. Tyler H. Simmons, 28, of Columbus, Ohio were assigned to the 121st Air Refueling Wing at Rickenbacker Air National Guard Base, Columbus, Ohio.
The six Airmen died on March 12, 2026, in the crash of a KC-135 in western Iraq. The incident is under investigation.

Afraid I would run out of characters.

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3 hours ago

My dad would not see the point where Smiley would understand it all too well

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My dad would be terrible at Taskmaster, but not intentionally so like Smiley

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3 hours ago

I also imagined Jack Ryan as my dad. Basically all my dad’s books, he was the guy

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3 hours ago
Tim’s mom Roxy, his sister Kelly, and his dad Jim at Kelly’s graduation Tim’s dad looking like Gandalf the White at Tim’s brother’s wedding

This is early 00s but basically

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3 hours ago

I always imagine Smiley as my dad in the 90s

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3 hours ago

A particular trans-Atlantic accent

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The is the federal government telling news stations to provide favorable coverage of the war or their licenses will be pulled.

A truly extraordinary moment.

We aren't on the verge of a totalitarian takeover. WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.

Act like it.

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3 hours ago

I’m assuming a version of Sir Alec Guinness, of course

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3 hours ago

I still have Prince’s “I Wanna Be Your Lover” as my ringtone

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4 hours ago

We owe the Inca a great debt

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4 hours ago

I’m eating steak tonight and even I’m like mm maybe some rigatoni

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4 hours ago

Yeah tomato sauce on tortellini is a mistake

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4 hours ago

Where are you on ravioli vs tortellini

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Preview
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4 hours ago

Pi cancels out of the ratio, it’s so beautiful

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7 hours ago

BUCK: Once again, Team USA refusing to shake hands with their opponents

SMOLTZ: well, I like it. Old school.

BUCK: Joining us today, someone who knows about old school contests, the poet Homer

ὍΜΗΡΟΣ: Diomedes said he had no quarrel with his enemy

SMOLTZ: what

ὍΜΗΡΟΣ: traded his armor with one

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4 hours ago

If only “rizz” had been slang when he named Lando

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7 hours ago

People at the National Review will publish anything. 'Charlie Brown had hoes.' No he didn’t. That isn’t true

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8 hours ago

“woke zamboni” is, objectively speaking, the coolest possible vehicle

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7 hours ago

I don’t really binge genre fiction, but I am a sucker for low-priced high-stakes nonfiction on my Kindle. Ive read like fifteen Garry Wills books about Catholicism because they’re $3 apiece

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8 hours ago

I know potatoes are delicious, and that’s about it

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8 hours ago

Does anyone have any high-quality laptop stickers they’d recommend? I usually get them as swag but I have some older Muppets and Achewood jawns that I don’t think will make the trip to the new machine.

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8 hours ago

I also remember reading Adam Smith’s Theory of Moral Sentiments and Heather Love insisting it was Very Important for theories of affect but even I, a noted early modern political theory stan, found some of those arguments uncompelling

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8 hours ago

Man, nobody knows anything

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8 hours ago

It’s a weird book but I like The Inner Touch by Daniel Heller-Roazen

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10 hours ago

Yeah this is why I wouldn’t be so quick to buy the idea they don’t read any books as it’s much more likely they understand the books they’re reading are supposed to secret and “gnostic” as recently described.

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