Using the same amount of power as this time last year but...
This family lived a couple doors down from me. I walked past the car while his wife's body was in the boot. He murdered her and abandoned his toddler alone in a foreign country as he fled. Fuck this guy for the rest of his life.
I was making a joke - I used to work in mortgages for a bank and we always had trouble with settlements and issuing instructions to specific lawyers between mid-Dec to mid-Feb.
Who on earth is treating February like it is summer break? (Other than lawyers and politicians)
The difference a year makes.
At the NZFF screening of Prime Minister and these sad sacks are protesting #nzpol #nzff
it didnt go well for Tammy once he realised his own lawyer had ratted him out on air.
currently at the trial of Tammy Davis
Tomorrow night, which Auckland bars are playing the ABs game? Parents are asking and I don't know sportsball
Unreal. And I have nothing in my chat memory that could have made it think about crusty socks so I am, frankly, astounded.
I asked Chat GPT to write me an unhinged poem and this is what it wrote. That second verse sent me.
If being a goth rollerblading sausage goblin is your vibe, get out there and be the best goth rollerblading sausage goblin that ever lived, thus sayeth the Lord.
We exist in the same liminal space as someone like Pedro Pascal. Be an adorable hot mess. If he can, you can.
Girls and boys and theys and unsures, keep killing it. You matter, even if no one has told you that today, if ever. I hold space for you, you have got this, even if you don't feel it or believe it. Do something new tomorrow, pursue curiosity, look for the healing place, crawl there if you have to.
The heavy pewter situations are the worst! Why can't we just throw them out?!
Had two over the years, lost to flatting. I’ve since learned never to get that close to a spoon again
My people!!!
I have a knife that came to me that way. It is perfection.
And the prongs are in perfect alignment?
Love that for you.
I also have a spoon I hate but would never throw away.
Does anyone else have a favourite spoon?
I'm not even drunk or doing a political stabbing and I'm posting on Bluesky. Who is she?
My red flag is that every time I'm at a mall that's playing K'Lee's music I literally record it and sent to it her, and now I'm telling all of you so you know I'm cool because I personally know New Zealand's 90s teen idol pop star. There's no point to this zoot or blottle or whatever we call these.
I regret to inform you I did not win lotto this weekend.
Holy. Hell.
I screenshot this myself, just now. It's real.
I'm told this involves asbestos and lithium iron batteries, so that's nice.
His is sexy bum 🤣
Would not in any way, shape, or form call myself an author, unless you count shitposting and training manuals, but I'm enjoying the process.
I'm writing a novel and one of my friends asked to be written into it. Best decision ever, it's like a cheat code.
We could have had hate speech laws and legal protections for rainbow people but now we get winnie’s fanny police.
#nzpol
